Anthony "Tony" Stark (
narcissistictendencies) wrote in
thisavrou2016-02-04 10:22 am
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[Video] (Backdated: End of January)
[Hello Moira crew, did you miss him? Probably not. Hell, he doesn't even recognise half the names on the roster anymore, so most of you probably didn't even know he was here. But he's back, not so much in black, and he's getting reacquainted. He's been out of cryo for a bit, but he's been trying to make sense of everything going on until that nifty little warning he saw on the network. A+ everyone. You managed to tick some new race off without the help of a Stark. Which, he seems to be the sole Stark onboard now. That's depressing.]
Okay, can anyone fill me in on who we pissed off this time, since I've been a little out of the loop as of late? Well, actually, until semi-recently, I've been an ice cube. Cap--saw your name on the roster; welcome back buddy--next Cap-cicle joke I make, you're allowed to deck me. I think I have freezer burn, I swear. Is that even a thing I can have? Medical gives me a clean bill of health, but I think I want a second opinion.
What was I saying? Oh, right. A recap would be nice. Stark out. [He waves at the camera and cuts the feed.]
Okay, can anyone fill me in on who we pissed off this time, since I've been a little out of the loop as of late? Well, actually, until semi-recently, I've been an ice cube. Cap--saw your name on the roster; welcome back buddy--next Cap-cicle joke I make, you're allowed to deck me. I think I have freezer burn, I swear. Is that even a thing I can have? Medical gives me a clean bill of health, but I think I want a second opinion.
What was I saying? Oh, right. A recap would be nice. Stark out. [He waves at the camera and cuts the feed.]

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So there is another dude they gave your bed to, Man.
Sorry about that.
I am glad you're not dead.
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Thank you. I'm glad I'm not dead, too. Was that--was that in question?
And hey, good to see another familiar face.
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So they tell you about all of the things that have been happening?
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Bits and pieces, yeah. Sounds like the crew's been through a lot since I took my chilly nap. Blew up a planet. Didn't see that one coming. How've you been through the chaos, Bellic?
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Did they tell you how much was our fault?
Also there was a bad thing that touched people and sucked energy out of them and left scars. That was a looot of fun. Great time. [He's so proud of how well he can sarcasm in English.]
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Nah. Just that shit happened, someone upset a friend of mine, and he lost control. He's got... eh, a tentative tether on his issues. Usually he's damn good about keeping it under control, but sometimes it can't be avoided.
Yeah, heard about that bit-o-fun. It nicked a good friend of mine. Has anyone been able to figure out how to remove the marks?
[Hey, he's proud of your sarcasm. Not many grasp it among even native speakers. You get brownie points from Stark.]
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