[Video] (Backdated: End of January)

[narcissistictendencies]

[Hello Moira crew, did you miss him? Probably not. Hell, he doesn't even recognise half the names on the roster anymore, so most of you probably didn't even know he was here. But he's back, not so much in black, and he's getting reacquainted. He's been out of cryo for a bit, but he's been trying to make sense of everything going on until that nifty little warning he saw on the network. A+ everyone. You managed to tick some new race off without the help of a Stark. Which, he seems to be the sole Stark onboard now. That's depressing.]

Okay, can anyone fill me in on who we pissed off this time, since I've been a little out of the loop as of late? Well, actually, until semi-recently, I've been an ice cube. Cap--saw your name on the roster; welcome back buddy--next Cap-cicle joke I make, you're allowed to deck me. I think I have freezer burn, I swear. Is that even a thing I can have? Medical gives me a clean bill of health, but I think I want a second opinion.

What was I saying? Oh, right. A recap would be nice. Stark out. [He waves at the camera and cuts the feed.]

Comments

[commontype]

[Eye roll.]

Basically the people told us to leave and somebody messed with Bruce. Things got big and green, their planet Ingress got hit, the planet exploded, and I died.

It ain't you, if that's what you're hopin for. Her name's Jacky, but I don't think the soulmate thing is legit.

[narcissistictendencies]

Big and green. Those are words I know too well. Okay, so you all met one of my favorite teammates.

You
died?
The hell?
Who let my favorite kid die? They brought you back from that? Damn, medical's good here. Okay, I'm no longer worried about freezer burn.

Damn. How did you know my secret fantasy was to be a pedophile? Sorry kid. I roll tall, strawberry-blonde, and busty. But you'd be my close second.

Too bad. Did you two at least stay friends?

[commontype]

Yeah, Bruce is cool. He's a good bloke.

There was a lot of glass falling and it just happened.

[He wasn't going to bring up the Hulk's role in that, it wasn't fair to him.]

Close second is good enough for me, old man. Besides, who doesn't roll tall, strawberry-blonde, and busty.

We did. She's a nice bird, I just don't know if she was interested.

[narcissistictendencies]

That he is.

Shit. I'm sorry.

[What does someone even say to that? He does not people well when emotions are involved. That's why he has Pepper.]

Amen to that.

Well, did you try asking her? You won't know unless you get out there. I'm probably one of the worst guys to give dating advice, but maybe you should give her a call.

[Tony, do not dad the young adult.]

[commontype]

Nah, don't be sorry. I'm doin' good and I got a friend out of it all, so it's not bad.

Don't think she'd want to, yeah? Not because I'm not just an all around amazing bloke, but because I ain't lookin' for anythin' serious right now.

Could do in the future, but not yet. I do see her a lot so if it happens, it happens. Besides, already had a date just recently, so I ain't doin' bad.