[Video] (Backdated: End of January)

[narcissistictendencies]

[Hello Moira crew, did you miss him? Probably not. Hell, he doesn't even recognise half the names on the roster anymore, so most of you probably didn't even know he was here. But he's back, not so much in black, and he's getting reacquainted. He's been out of cryo for a bit, but he's been trying to make sense of everything going on until that nifty little warning he saw on the network. A+ everyone. You managed to tick some new race off without the help of a Stark. Which, he seems to be the sole Stark onboard now. That's depressing.]

Okay, can anyone fill me in on who we pissed off this time, since I've been a little out of the loop as of late? Well, actually, until semi-recently, I've been an ice cube. Cap--saw your name on the roster; welcome back buddy--next Cap-cicle joke I make, you're allowed to deck me. I think I have freezer burn, I swear. Is that even a thing I can have? Medical gives me a clean bill of health, but I think I want a second opinion.

What was I saying? Oh, right. A recap would be nice. Stark out. [He waves at the camera and cuts the feed.]

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[Leave it to Steve to be a buzzkill. Sheesh.

He frowns, thinking back. It really wasn't all that long ago to him.]

That planet with the drugged air. Uh, Exuo, I think the other me called it? We were rescuing our people. You, me, and the kid, Eggsy. After that, you vanished and I took a really long nap.

[abide]

[ So... all of that was before he showed up. Good to know. ]

It's been about a month for me. You were out longer than that. [ So probably two? Steve's unsure of the time gap. ] What about back home? You remember anything different?

[narcissistictendencies]

You've only been back about a month? Is that what I'm getting here? Okay, I can work with that.

[Steve, dear. You're gonna have to tell him sooner or later that you don't remember their fun and games.]

Nah. Same ol', same ol'. You? Did you catch up to me yet?

[abide]

Maybe two? I don't know. [ Time is a weird thing to keep track of in space. No clocks, no calendars. All he can do is guess. ] Depends on where you are. What year is it?

[ ... this is just getting weird now. ]

[narcissistictendencies]

[Tony squints.]

Mr. Eidetic Memory forgot something? Twenty-fifteen. I had a country dropped on my head. Ultron. The Vision. --wait. That's so cliché, you know that, right?

private.

[abide]

[ Be proud, Stark. Steve's learned a lot since you've been out. Like how to lock his messages. ]

It's important, Tony. Banner still doesn't know about Ultron - not much anyway. Wanda-- Maximoff said the same thing when I showed up. [ They were actually planning on getting around to that sooner rather than later. For reasons. ]