backsassin: by <user name = sousaphone> (make you wish you'd never met me)
backsassin ([personal profile] backsassin) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2016-01-19 04:35 pm

audio; jan 18th

[On the afternoon of the 18th, crewmembers will receive an audio message on their MIDs, the speaker on the other end sounding more than a little tense.]

Hey, uh, I’ve got some news for you if you live on Moro Deck. And it's... not really the good kind. [There’s the distinct pause of someone trying to think of a tactful way to put something that doesn’t easily lend itself to tact.] Long story short, there is probably a saberdart somewhere on the floor. And that saberdart might be loaded with, um... deadly neurotoxin. [At the very least, Zam seems to sound contrite about this state of affairs, and she rarely sounds contrite about anything.] It also might not be, though if you find it, I wouldn’t take any chances.

I'm looking for it now, but in the meantime, if you’re hanging around Mero Deck, you might want to keep your shoes on. And look out for something small, silver, and sharp. If you do find it, just don’t let it break the skin and you’ll be fine. [A pause.] Probably.
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[personal profile] imaginary_wife 2016-01-20 01:17 am (UTC)(link)
Someone's good at giving presents. Are you alright? Anything that would cause you problems by proximity?
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[personal profile] imaginary_wife 2016-01-20 03:01 am (UTC)(link)
That I'll do. Never hurts to have a few more horrible deadly chemicals laying around.

[It's hard to tell whether she's joking or not sometimes. In this case, she's not.]
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[personal profile] imaginary_wife 2016-01-21 04:23 am (UTC)(link)
Don't worry, doll. I'll come up with all the rude words.

Just don't come visit as a corpse if you can help it, okay?
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[personal profile] imaginary_wife 2016-01-22 11:31 pm (UTC)(link)
It occurs to me I might be able to help you look without having to step into the hallway.
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[personal profile] imaginary_wife 2016-01-25 04:57 am (UTC)(link)
I have a surgery and repair drone. I can see with it.

[And she's been having to use it more than usual.]