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[deal_me_in]

Hey! This thing on?

[The feed flickers in and out as Cayde tries to work out a good angle before seeming satisfied, going so far as to nod to himself as he gives a thumbs up...to no one in particular.]

Right, okay then- What was I- Oh yeah! So! I uh. I don't know if anyone else has gotten around to it or bothered or...if no one else has noticed at all or just doesn't care, but my Ghost insisted on me making this PSA.

So yeah! The thingy, the um. The Ingress Memorial? With the swirly lights? Yeah, don't uh. Do us all a favor and don't look at it too closely because then you might end up staring forever. It's just really distracting and tends to suck you in. Not literally because you'll just be a road block in the middle of the room and no one wants that.

[Cough.]

Not too hard to get anyone snapped out of it though. A good whack upside the head or something'll do it. -maybe don't do that if it's Rinzler because he has this nasty habit of attacking people for no gosh darn reason. Ahem. Didn't mean to get all personal there. But just- yeah. That guy? [He leans close in a conspiratorial sort of gesture.] -has issues.

Well! I think that's it! Aaaand....off.

[He looks off-screen with a snort.]

Okay, so that wasn't so bad. But either way, I'm pretty sure people're aware of the problem by now. And someone would've said something to the effect eventually-

Even so! I'm tired of having to snap you out of it just because you let your attention stray!

Oh come on, it was only- what, twice?

I count four, Cayde.

SHhh- well you try not looking at the shiny light thing when you go by- erm. Wait. Speaking of- why's the light on on the- DANGIT--

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