[audio;]

[dancingblade]

[the opening of the message sounds surprised, like she wasn't expecting it to work]

Ah yes--

[she hasn't really talked to a lot of people. To the few that she has spoken with, the soft voice of the sword spirit sounds different. It's missing the modulation shaky for one thing, and she seems a little disoriented. It might be easy to mistake Fi as someone new until she continues]

If there is anyone with some spare time, it would seem that I require some assistance? I am... Uncertain? To my current location, but my MID appears to be in working order. [she's not entirely sure how, considering it's not on her wrists. It doesn't matter, that she can still use it like she could when she was herself is a relief]

...

D-does anyone have any suggestions as to how to stand under one's own power?

[ooc: she floats everywhere, gravity is a novel concept to her. A companion post to her log comment]

[Video]

[poolhall_killer]

[It seems Venom's becoming a target for random gifts and mail. He's recently received a small pile containing cucumber hand lotion, a bucket shaped like a castle, and a very peculiar t-shirt.]

It happened again. All of these things appeared on my bed recently with a note. To whomever "S" is, thank you, I think.

The shirt is rather comfortable...

[video]

[mttbrandlegs]

Greetings and salutations, beauties! It's been a while, hasn't it~?

[Mettaton looks...maybe a little uncomfortable and 100% human as he addresses the network, but look. He's going to fake it til he makes it because that's what superstars do!

Even superstars who look like they were in a mild accident, as he does, with his cheek sporting a patch bandage and his neck wrapped to hide some painful conversation starters.]

I know some of you are new, so you might not know who I am! My name is Mettaton, and I'm a super-fabulous celebrity! Don't feel intimidated by me though, I assure you I'm actually a really great person to get to know!

Also I am usually a robot WHICH BRINGS ME TO MY POINT!!

It looks like some of the crew is going through some changes, and it is not always comfortable to deal with that! I propose that we not only work together to help each other out in this time of awkwardness and unpreparedness, but that we also create a resource for...a particular subset of individuals.

What do I mean?! Easy!!

There's a few people on the ship who require blood as sustenance! How scary!!! But as we are all crew, I don't feel as if this compulsion is particularly comfortable for them, so here's the idea--anyone who is comfortable doing so should donate a small amount of their blood. Of course, I don't mean letting someone bite you--unless you're into that sort of thing, in which case, don't let me judge you!!

[Wink wonk. He swears, this is family friendly.]

I would very much like to work with anyone assigned to the Medbay so as to make this situation easier, more bearable! Surely it isn't a terrible idea~?

As a note, however, anyone who is prepubescent--say, a small child--will require screening and/or consent of their caretaker, should they have one!!!

[He's smiling, but there's a reason he said that, and his eye is on the MID. You know who you are.]

Right! So anyway, if you think this is a good idea, please don't hesitate to contact me! In addition, if you have any other needs pertaining to sudden changes in biology and you think you might need some help, please also contact me and I'll see if I have a fabulous idea for you!

Toodles, sweeties!! Thank you for listening~