[VIDEO] 001
Oct. 19th, 2016 03:35 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
[So, with much effort, the MID starts broadcasting a close up of...well, it's a very green eye.]
Is...Is this thing on? Does the light mean it's on? Please let the light mean that it's on...
[The figure pulls back to reveal...a face! Just a normal face, covered in...soot? Burns? One of his bangs might be on fire.]
Okay, so...first off, I guess I should introduce myself. My name's Darin Altway, Master Blacksmith. I'm new here and I guess my new job is mechanical engineer on the Ingress?
[Darin is pointedly keeping the camera close to his face. He looks nervous.]
So uh...full disclosure? I don't know what an Ingress is. Or half of what these things are.
Most of what these things are.
...Almost all of these things.
And I lost my blacksmith hammer, so I've kind of been making due with the tools on hand and hahaha...so, funny story, you can't just hit things with hammers to make them work? Crazy, right? So...if anyone who knows anything about...uh...any of these gadgets and gizmos could come on down to engineering and give me a crash course in...um... everything, I would really appreciate--
[He's cut off by what sounds like something backfiring and creating a much larger fire.]
GAH!! OW!! HOT!! HOT HOT HO--
[The video ends there.]
Is...Is this thing on? Does the light mean it's on? Please let the light mean that it's on...
[The figure pulls back to reveal...a face! Just a normal face, covered in...soot? Burns? One of his bangs might be on fire.]
Okay, so...first off, I guess I should introduce myself. My name's Darin Altway, Master Blacksmith. I'm new here and I guess my new job is mechanical engineer on the Ingress?
[Darin is pointedly keeping the camera close to his face. He looks nervous.]
So uh...full disclosure? I don't know what an Ingress is. Or half of what these things are.
Most of what these things are.
...Almost all of these things.
And I lost my blacksmith hammer, so I've kind of been making due with the tools on hand and hahaha...so, funny story, you can't just hit things with hammers to make them work? Crazy, right? So...if anyone who knows anything about...uh...any of these gadgets and gizmos could come on down to engineering and give me a crash course in...um... everything, I would really appreciate--
[He's cut off by what sounds like something backfiring and creating a much larger fire.]
GAH!! OW!! HOT!! HOT HOT HO--
[The video ends there.]