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[tsunclonus]

The following is required reading for all personnel aboard the vessel 'Moira':

( OFFICIAL EVACUATION PROCEDURES )

In addition, I wish to speak with the MID programmers aboard. I have been given permission to develop an 'emergency mode' for the MIDs, which will provide the following:
- detailed emergency alerts
- guided escape routes
- active maps that personnel may update with encountered hazards. Guided routes will be recalculated accordingly.

The following feature would be critical to maximum evacuation success, but must be voted upon by the crew:
- emergency beacon: the MID will broadcast its current location to evacuation staff while in emergency mode.

Poll #17431 Emergency Protocol

Open to: Registered Users, detailed results viewable to: All, participants: 29

View Respondents

Should the MID emergency software include an emergency beacon function?

View Answers

Yes
24 (82.8%)

No
4 (13.8%)

Other (Please Comment)
1 (3.4%)

I will accept questions, comments, and suggestions.

[Cyclonus may have a headache from all the Official Speak.]

video; forward dated to the 14th

[quixotically]

[The video feed turns on, and it's focused on Elle's face (and, without her hat, this means that the scar on her forehead is very easy to see). The backdrop? One of the Moro dorm rooms, though Elle has taken great pains to make sure the beds aren't visible, so it's mostly wall and door frame in the shot.]

Uhh... so. [A strained pause.] The past couple of weeks gave me the impression that it isn't normal to walk into your bedroom and find a dead body. You know. Unlike some places I could name. [S/o to the wasteland.] And yet... [Despite the topic she's talking about, and the fact her words could sound joking, she seems pretty calm and her voice is flat with the tone of "another annoying Tuesday."]

So, uh. Yeah. One of my roommates is... yeah. Dead. Violently so. I know someone from the Medbay is gonna wanna come down here and get the body, but... Whose job is it to track down the person responsible? Are there cops or something? I'm willing to do anything that needs doing, but... I don't wanna, I don't know. Overstep my boundaries or anything, I guess. Or get in the way.


[ooc: RETCON MENTIONS OF VARRICK'S NAME to Cannae, I entirely forgot he's using a fake name.]

video | 20% sarcasm

[daintylegs]

[Tailgate tries, very awkwardly, to raise his MID over his shoulder so the viewers can see the banner behind him. It is a spiritually beautiful thing, and Tailgate appears to be very proud of it. He allows the viewers to admire it for a few seconds more before lowering his device and making his announcement proudly.]

This banner belongs to the Lost Light, which is the ship most of us come from. Whenever we actually achieve something for the quest we're supposed to be doing, we celebrate with an appropriate banner! As you can probably see, this banner is in good condition. We're not very good at keeping on track, so we haven't used it very often. But hey, being sidetracked is a part of life and I'm sure whatever we're supposed to be looking for is overrated anyway. I mean, who really needs knights? Knights are silly.

Anyway! Since I like sharing, I'm more than willing to lend out this extremely important item to anyone who needs it to celebrate their undoubtedly numerous accomplishments on the Moira. Whether you actually feel like celebrating or if you feel like being a sarcastic jerk, this banner is right for you!

Anyone who wants to borrow it just needs to-

[There's a loud FWUMP behind him and Tailgate lets out a yelp as the banner suddenly falls from the wall.]

UGH! It took me forever to get this thing up, I should have asked Riptide... [Grumble grumble.]

[Forgetting that his MID is still streaming, Tailgate works on getting the banner upright again. During which time the viewers at home get a lovely view of another banner lying on the floor. Why Tailgate has this one is anyone's guess, but to interested viewers it reads, quite clearly: FUCK OFF MEGATRON in the largest font Swerve could have managed.]

Oh, is this thing still running? I'll just-

[/end feed.]