nathan "a dick is not worth it" drake (
sketchycharacter) wrote in
thisavrou2018-02-02 08:55 pm
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[The face that appears on the network is a familiar one—Nate's a chatty guy, and he made a grumpy address not long ago. But something's different this time—he looks a little disoriented, a little older. A little beefier.]
Hey. [He raises a hand in a casual greeting.] Sorry if I freaked anyone out. Complete accident, I swear. By the way, that cryo slime is incredibly gross. Don't get it in your mouth if you can help it.
[Ha, ha. This is no big deal, right?]
It's been a while. Three days for you guys, I guess? More like...three years for me.
[He smiles weakly. He's not freaked out! He's not freaked out!!]
Nice to see everyone again.
[It's been three years since Nathan Drake set foot on Avagi, but he still remembers his way around. ...mostly. Once he's got some of his bearings back, he makes a circuit of the accessible areas of the facility, re-familiarizing himself with his way around.
And eventually, he makes his way back to their quarters, plopping down in the common area and trying to digest.]
Back in space. How about that.
Hey. [He raises a hand in a casual greeting.] Sorry if I freaked anyone out. Complete accident, I swear. By the way, that cryo slime is incredibly gross. Don't get it in your mouth if you can help it.
[Ha, ha. This is no big deal, right?]
It's been a while. Three days for you guys, I guess? More like...three years for me.
[He smiles weakly. He's not freaked out! He's not freaked out!!]
Nice to see everyone again.
[It's been three years since Nathan Drake set foot on Avagi, but he still remembers his way around. ...mostly. Once he's got some of his bearings back, he makes a circuit of the accessible areas of the facility, re-familiarizing himself with his way around.
And eventually, he makes his way back to their quarters, plopping down in the common area and trying to digest.]
Back in space. How about that.

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[There are other terms, but Nate's not going to teach him about tits.]
Anyway, that's too bad. It'd be cool if you could turn into metal-anything.
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[the management is sorry for this line of questioning.]
Dude, then I'd have like way too many parts hanging off me.
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[He shrugs.]
At least you get to be a cool car.
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Why?
[He ... preens a little bit, because praise is praise.]
Uh, schyeah I am. Never gonna find a better one.
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[Is that like murdering Sideswipe's relatives?]
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[No, but it's still baffling.]
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Okay. And?
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You really know how to take the wind out of a guy's sails.
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That's not a good thing, right?
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Sorry dude?
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Okay then.