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[stantheman]

I really like birds. My favorite is the evening grosbeak male but the female is pretty cool too.

One of my friends is teaching me how to make bird sounds but I really suck at it and I'm still trying to do the first one she showed me. I'm better at bird watching.

What's your favorite animal? Do you have a hobby you that's related to them?

That's another thing I love about birds. It's a whole thing.

Comments

[stantheman]

What?

[redshitlord]

cause

i

turn

into

a

car

[stantheman]

How...

[redshitlord]

i just


do ????

[stantheman]

That makes no sense.

[redshitlord]

o right

hi im not human

[stantheman]

...

How are you not human?

video;

[redshitlord]

[In answer, Sideswipe just wordlessly switches over to video feed. Staring deadpan at the camera.]

[This is how.]

[stantheman]

[ And of course Stan is just staring for probably a little too long. ]

So you're a...machine that can talk...?

[redshitlord]

Psh, no.

I'm an Autobot dude. That's way different.

[stantheman]

how?

[redshitlord]

Uh, I'm alive for starters?

[stantheman]

How?

[redshitlord]

Ugh, okay how are you alive, dude? Answer me that.

[stantheman]

I was born and I have a heartbeat and breathe air.

[redshitlord]

Uh I was made and I have a spark and I need fuel and I can totally die, dude. So.

Alive.

Me.

Deal with it.

[stantheman]

Sounds like a car...which is not alive.

[redshitlord]

Yeah, no scrap it's not alive.

'Cause it doesn't have a Spark. Duh.

[stantheman]

What about a soul?

[redshitlord]

That's what I literally just said we have!

[stantheman]

You didn't say soul. You said spark, which could really mean any number of things...

[redshitlord]

Ughhhhh...!

That's what it means! Dude, what part of "not human" isn't processing with you here?

I don't call it the same scrap as you, but like. Doesn't mean it's not what it is!

[stantheman]

It just doesn't make sense is all...

[redshitlord]

Yeah well "I was born" doesn't make any sense to me, and you don't see me getting up your tailpipe about it.

[stantheman]

I guess.

[ He's still dubious about this whole thing. ]