video.

[nishizono]

[ Everyone seems preoccupied with this thing that's been terrorizing the general population, but if you ask Tetora, bring the death on.

That's not why he's posting, though. And for once, his face is on the network, albeit with a good half of it covered by the sleeve of the arm he's leaning on. He's frowning, but that's nothing new. Observant minds will notice he's looking a little too red around the eyes, though. ]

So what do you do when someone dies and it affects you?

Not that anyone died. If they died, that'd actually make sense in this hypothetical.

Comments

[nishizono]

What the fuck. No. I'm not a moron, I'm not gonna fight some thing just because someone died, that's stupid.

I wanna fight something that might actually kill me so I can win.

[brokeassgoing]

This thing is a demon??? Why the hell do you think you're gonna win?! Those things CREATED EVIL! No, Evil shat them OUT!

[nishizono]

FUCK EVIL, THEN. I CAN STILL WIN.

No one fucking won anything by sitting back and waiting for shit to happen!!!

[brokeassgoing]

You CAN'T win if you just run in there.

[nishizono]

Then COVER MY ASS. This isn't rocket science, holy shit.

[brokeassgoing]

Why the FUCK should I? I should kick your ass now, make sure you don't do anything.

[nishizono]

Try it, Patches. See how far it gets you. My fist up your ass is gonna look pretty good when I'm done wiping the floor with you.

[brokeassgoing]

STOP BEING SO OBSESSED WITH MY ASS!!

[nishizono]

YOUR NAME RHYMES WITH BUTTHOLE.

[brokeassgoing]

NO IT DOESN'T AT ALL???

[nishizono]

IT FUCKING DOES, LISTEN CLOSELY.

[brokeassgoing]

NOT ONE BIT!!!!1

[nishizono]

YES IT FUCKING DOES.

[brokeassgoing]

I'm gonna throw you into the fucking sun.

[nishizono]

You could fucking try, Patches! You can't even lift me!

[brokeassgoing]

I CAN AND WILL!

[nishizono]

GOOD LUCK FINDING A SUN, THEN!

[brokeassgoing]

GOOD LUCK EATING A DICK, THEN!

[nishizono]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU AND DICKS!

[brokeassgoing]

WHAT IS IT WITH YOU BEING ONE??

[nishizono]

IT'S WHO I AM.

I'm not fucking gonna be nice just because— !!!

[brokeassgoing]

NOT NICE, JUST A LITTLE MORE TOLERABLE.

[nishizono]

How the FUCK do I do that?!

[brokeassgoing]

I DON'T KNOW...READ A SELF HELP BOOK!!

[nishizono]

DOES IT LOOK LIKE WE HAVE A FUCKING LIBRARY WITH CHICKEN SOUP SHIT LAYING AROUND.