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[welcomeprofessor]

[ The A.C.E. camera feed is set up so that when it flickers to life--best effort converted technology that it is--it's a steady front-on angle. This is #seriousstuff, he doesn't want this to be construed any other way. ]

First off, I believe I need to extend an apology to all of you for having been somewhat lacking in faculty at being faculty. Excuses be what they may--and I know the past several months have been a distraction, to say the least--I recognize that they do only extend so far.

That all said, with some very enthusiastic support, I think we may just be ready to get this school on its feet properly.

And yes, kids, I did say school.

[ It's said with a smile, but he knows the excuses are coming. Better to cut that off at the quick, right? ]

To those of you who expressed interest previously, please consider this your formal follow-up invitation. We need all the help we can get.


[ ooc: There is an ATTACHMENT to the video post. This spreadsheet should include separate pages for classes, student sign-ups, and clubs (if you're inclined to extra-curriculars). Feel free to slot yourself in how you want, add a new line if you want to double up on a subject/deal with a variant of, or add a subject I missed.

ooc, p.s.: I will have a school mingle log to condense top-levels/log posts/etc. up later this week. ]

Comments

i'm dying

[welcomeprofessor]

I think I'll file it instead under "Nice Try."

he's here to be a pain

[beeped]

What's the space law concerning education?

[welcomeprofessor]

The sort of thing you need schooling to learn.

[ Ha. ]

[beeped]

It sounds like you can't make me, teach.

[In the background, Eddie can be clearly heard. No, but I can fucking make you! I'm not going alone!

Richie's response follows immediately, and he neglects to mute his mic or turn fully away from it.]

SHUT UP, EDDIE.

LMAO KIDS OMG

[welcomeprofessor]

[ Oh, but he could, Richie. He very much could. Mind control is a helluva thing. Luckily enough, this isn't a thing he'd remotely consider using it for.

And doesn't need to when he has such responsible friends. :) ]

It doesn't sound like I need to make you do anything at all, my friend. I'll see you this week.

[beeped]

[What Richie doesn't know won't hurt him. Really, he's lucky that Charles is a good person. For a moment he is distracted by Eddie's clear and utter betrayal. It's not for long, though.

He's resigning to his fate.

(Really, he doesn't mind school that much and academically he does well, but...)]

If I agree to go, do I get to eat in class?

[welcomeprofessor]

That depends entirely on what you mean by eat in class.

[beeped]

I'm a growing boy. I very well might need to eat chips in class. Or tacos. Maybe even a steak.

[welcomeprofessor]

A steak. [ He has to stare at the video for a minute. Kid, are you serious? ] No. How about, if it's not distracting, we'll try it.

[ He knows better than to make promises here. Nice try. ]