THE GREAT PAPYRUS! (![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png)
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thisavrou2016-01-06 04:17 pm
coolskeletonnyehntyfive) wrote in thisavrou2016-01-06 04:17 pm
video | backdated to the third or so
[The first thing visible on the screen is eyesockets. Big, round, empty eyesockets, with the back of the skull just visible if anyone's paying attention.]
Wowie! This is even cooler than my phone at home! Look at all the buttons! And now everyone can see and hear me, regardless of where they are? Nyeh-heh-heh!
[Finally, the person on the screen pulls their arm away from their face and holds it up, tilted down slightly at a classic selfie angle.
Word has probably spread about living skeletons on the ship, and now it appears the tall one is addressing everyone.]
A-HEM!
[He doesn't have a throat to clear; he just literally said the word "ahem" really loud.]
Attention, monsters and humans and... otherwise! I, the great Papyrus, was selected to act as your new Morale Officer, and as such, I have some questions for you. Do not be intimidated! There are no wrong answers, just a really cool guy listening to everything you have to say!
[He ticks the questions off on his bony fingers.]
Firstly! If we haven't yet met, what is your name?
Secondly! Are you happy here on the ship?
Thirdly! If not, what is troubling you, and do you need a hug?
And lastly, if you said yes to the second part, what is your location. I may need a few minutes, as this place can get a little confusing, but just hang in there! I believe in you!
[A short pause as he tries to think of what else to say. This is his big debut, he should make himself seem as cool as possible so he can attract a lot of friends! Maybe he can just use some awesome radio slang and end it here? Yes, yes, of course, that's totally what cool guys do!]
This has been a very important message from the great Papyrus! Roger and out. No, wait--!
[Thinking he can erase the message and do it over, he jabs a button and turns it off.]
Wowie! This is even cooler than my phone at home! Look at all the buttons! And now everyone can see and hear me, regardless of where they are? Nyeh-heh-heh!
[Finally, the person on the screen pulls their arm away from their face and holds it up, tilted down slightly at a classic selfie angle.
Word has probably spread about living skeletons on the ship, and now it appears the tall one is addressing everyone.]
A-HEM!
[He doesn't have a throat to clear; he just literally said the word "ahem" really loud.]
Attention, monsters and humans and... otherwise! I, the great Papyrus, was selected to act as your new Morale Officer, and as such, I have some questions for you. Do not be intimidated! There are no wrong answers, just a really cool guy listening to everything you have to say!
[He ticks the questions off on his bony fingers.]
Firstly! If we haven't yet met, what is your name?
Secondly! Are you happy here on the ship?
Thirdly! If not, what is troubling you, and do you need a hug?
And lastly, if you said yes to the second part, what is your location. I may need a few minutes, as this place can get a little confusing, but just hang in there! I believe in you!
[A short pause as he tries to think of what else to say. This is his big debut, he should make himself seem as cool as possible so he can attract a lot of friends! Maybe he can just use some awesome radio slang and end it here? Yes, yes, of course, that's totally what cool guys do!]
This has been a very important message from the great Papyrus! Roger and out. No, wait--!
[Thinking he can erase the message and do it over, he jabs a button and turns it off.]
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[ Besides, Bucky secretly likes Sans' terrible puns. He's a class act that one. ]
Well, I've only heard of some of your greatness, to be honest... So I guess you can't really call it greatness at all.
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[On second thought, you two have the same sense of humor, and he's trying not to grin.]
Well, I can assure you, I am very great!
What can I do for you?
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As a sign of... new beginnings and friendships.
[ Yeah, that bullshit sounds believable, right? ]
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[Wait, why would he doubt this? That sounds like the sort of nonsense Sans would be into. Not something he personally would put any effort into, but something he'd try to get Papyrus to do for him.]
Well, he's not wrong; I am very good at magic! He would be too if he practiced more, but I can only encourage him so much!
I suppose in the interest of new friendship, I could try to construct something for you, but it wouldn't last very long. Or be very safe to touch!
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[ Yes, good, believe in this human you've only just met. How can that go wrong? ]
Really? Aces! A little peek is all I ask, don't gotta last long at all!
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[The camera tilts and wobbles sickeningly as he summons magic bones and bends his arm at an arkward angle to film it. It's not so much a replica skeleton as a series of long bones taking on a humanoid shape. For a moment, something round-ish seems to be taking shape where the skull should be, but Bucky will be able to hear Papyrus saying "no, no good, away with you!" before it quickly vanishes.]