[ WOW. LOOK AT THESE CLOWNS IN THIS POST. ]

Welcome to the shitshow, Doc. You can call me Sans, Beetlejuice for short. Pleasure's all yours.

Just to keep you in the know, "Spacebook" was two cosmic prisons ago. The current iteration is worse. And you're gonna have to take me to dinner first if you want info on the Ingress.

[ That's his ex, it was a traumatic breakup. ]