text | ❝ i left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time ❞

[quickfingers]

So, space. The Final Frontier. Astonishing.

Also unexpected. I take it none of us signed up for this though so I won't bitch. Much.

Anyway, I have a series of questions not ranked by importance:

1. Where are the aliens? The gross tentacley ones from tv.
2. Are WE the aliens here? Gasp. The turn around.
3. Capri Sun? Tang? Tab? Any of these available?

This isn't a Soylent Green kinda place right? Lie to me if you have to. Thx.

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[greyate]

Don't get too ahead of yourself, Silver Guy.

[ Another bite of her birthday cake. It's like it gets better with every bite ugh. But she rolls her eyes good-naturedly at the question. ]

Why don't you find a book to read? Take it slooow.

[quickfingers]

Maybe I will. There's gotta be some weird alien fiction in here.

[And he has yet to start the wrath of #crutchesgate] You sit, eat and look pretty and I'll be right back.