text | ❝ i left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time ❞

[quickfingers]

So, space. The Final Frontier. Astonishing.

Also unexpected. I take it none of us signed up for this though so I won't bitch. Much.

Anyway, I have a series of questions not ranked by importance:

1. Where are the aliens? The gross tentacley ones from tv.
2. Are WE the aliens here? Gasp. The turn around.
3. Capri Sun? Tang? Tab? Any of these available?

This isn't a Soylent Green kinda place right? Lie to me if you have to. Thx.

Comments

[wallride]

dunno, seems like most of the other people have been fine drinking the random stuff that's been around
how's your immune system?

[quickfingers]

I haven't died yet, it must be functioning to par at the very least

My mom's always said I've got a steel gut anyway, for half the junk I eat. What's a little more experimentation, right?

[wallride]

that's a plus
how about we both drink it
the world's weirdest shots
seems like i owe you some anyway

[quickfingers]

A classic double dare, huh. I'm in if you are.

[wallride]

double or nothing man i'm down

[quickfingers]

Man, part of me can recognize I haven't asked enough questions about the origins of the sludge but the rest of me's already too far gone. I'm committed.

Let's do this.

[wallride]

the origin is ???? in the year ???????

[quickfingers]

Yeah that's not helping much.

[wallride]

i'm here for a good time, not a long time