text | ❝ i left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time ❞

[quickfingers]

So, space. The Final Frontier. Astonishing.

Also unexpected. I take it none of us signed up for this though so I won't bitch. Much.

Anyway, I have a series of questions not ranked by importance:

1. Where are the aliens? The gross tentacley ones from tv.
2. Are WE the aliens here? Gasp. The turn around.
3. Capri Sun? Tang? Tab? Any of these available?

This isn't a Soylent Green kinda place right? Lie to me if you have to. Thx.

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[squadgoals]

Am I missing something, or is that just a natural history of ironic tardiness?

My space is the coolest space. We had more carbonated beverages than scales on a Varren.

[quickfingers]

I uh, run very fast. Yet am always late. It's like the cosmos is mocking me, tbh.

Tell me more about cool space. And whatever a Varren is.

[squadgoals]

How fast are we talking? Because I met a lady running laps in a way that would make anyone else look like they're standing still, and I'm not over that.

Cool space is big, and 90% unexplored. We have frictionless warps, complicated science,
and a lot of non-human species. And Varren are what you'd get if a deep-sea carnivorous fish and a dog had an angry puppy.

[quickfingers]

What was that lady's name? She might be able to keep up with me.

Varren sound terrifying yet intriguing. Are there any here?

[squadgoals]

Diana. She has a pretty regular workout regime, so you might be able to catch her at the gym.

None, which is probably for the best. Like I said, angry and carnivorous. But if you raise them right, they like pets.