text | ❝ i left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time ❞

[quickfingers]

So, space. The Final Frontier. Astonishing.

Also unexpected. I take it none of us signed up for this though so I won't bitch. Much.

Anyway, I have a series of questions not ranked by importance:

1. Where are the aliens? The gross tentacley ones from tv.
2. Are WE the aliens here? Gasp. The turn around.
3. Capri Sun? Tang? Tab? Any of these available?

This isn't a Soylent Green kinda place right? Lie to me if you have to. Thx.

Comments

[nyx_it]

What the hell is a "yeti"?

[Please explain, human.]

Okay, fair enough. How fast?

[quickfingers]

Yeti - like, uh. Sasquatch? Big ugly hairy type of monster... [MORE SORRY NOW HANK.]

But uh, real fast? [He gives a little shrug.] Never been able to measure it exactly but it's probably faster than you think, and then some? It's just what I do.

[nyx_it]

Sorry -- don't exist in space.

[Everything has scales in space.]

... faster than a ship? Space vessel, I mean.

[quickfingers]

Never measured but like, maybe? [He gives a heartier shrug.]

I can do a lot in a little time, that's all I know.

[nyx_it]

Hey, if we ever get the storm cleared outside...

... want to try?

[quickfingers]

Sounds like a terrible idea with potential for something to go horribly wrong.

[...] Hell yeah, sign me up.

[nyx_it]

If the storm clears up, it's just space. What's so terrible about that?