text | ❝ i left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time ❞

[quickfingers]

So, space. The Final Frontier. Astonishing.

Also unexpected. I take it none of us signed up for this though so I won't bitch. Much.

Anyway, I have a series of questions not ranked by importance:

1. Where are the aliens? The gross tentacley ones from tv.
2. Are WE the aliens here? Gasp. The turn around.
3. Capri Sun? Tang? Tab? Any of these available?

This isn't a Soylent Green kinda place right? Lie to me if you have to. Thx.

Comments

[culver]

Just be careful. We do not know what all of the plants are yet.

I guess it is. But what is wrong with tea?

[quickfingers]

That sounds like a fun time waiting to happen.

No offense if you like tea but tea is kinda boring. An old person's drink, if you will.

[culver]

Are you being sarcastic? It is hard to tell with text messages.

I do like tea and I am not old!

[quickfingers]

Hey, I did say no offense.

Maybe you're just old at heart?

[culver]

I am not offended. And I am not old at heart either.

[quickfingers]

But you drink tea. You sure you're not offended?

I mean, I guess I'd be offended if someone said the old person drink I drink is for old people. Because old people drink it.

[culver]

You probably just haven't ever had a good tea.

[quickfingers]

*Leaf-water.

Old people leaf water.

[culver]

Fine. Good leaf-water.