text | ❝ i left my body lying somewhere in the sands of time ❞

[quickfingers]

So, space. The Final Frontier. Astonishing.

Also unexpected. I take it none of us signed up for this though so I won't bitch. Much.

Anyway, I have a series of questions not ranked by importance:

1. Where are the aliens? The gross tentacley ones from tv.
2. Are WE the aliens here? Gasp. The turn around.
3. Capri Sun? Tang? Tab? Any of these available?

This isn't a Soylent Green kinda place right? Lie to me if you have to. Thx.

Comments

[quickfingers]

Nasty.

My kingdom for some Pepsi. Space is starting to blow.

[skelepun]

yeah, all that wonder of the cosmos and stars and seeing new worlds... what a buncha garbage.

[quickfingers]

I'm going to savor the back of bubble gum in my pocket like you wouldn't believe.

But alright, alright - space is still somewhat cool. In a I Didn't Sign Up For This But Am Coping kinda way.

[skelepun]

faster you get over that, the better off you'll be, kiddo. not that i blame you, but the sooner you give up your power the less it's gonna throw you when this happens again.

i'm not exactly an authority, but my research on this place makes me think our dimensional stability here isn't as concrete as we'd all like to think. so, y'know. enjoy that bubble gum to the fullest.

[quickfingers]

Noted! Ugh, it's better to enjoy something in its prime than see it decline into staleness too.