text; late "night"

[redshitlord]

sooo like

if we're 300 years in the future or something

how come there arent any humans around here yelling about it ???


i thought like
you guys got all bent out of shape about missing like ONE year

whats the difference????



yeah hi my gamekid batteries died im wondering stuff

[And he's also looking to distract himself from thinking about other things. With "late night" shower thoughts.]

Comments

[squadgoals]

Jumping into a different space in time (300 years of time travel) is very different to people than accelerated time passing (the planet we landed on).

Think about it as the equivalent of accidentally using a secret game hack no one knew about to get to the end of the game, versus being forced to play the game at one hundred times the normal speed. In the first scenario, you never saw the whole game, but you're already done in less than a second, and no time has passed. In the second, you saw everything, but it went by a lot faster than you'd have liked it to, and time still passed.

People were upset then because they lived the year they lost: physical bodies still aged, and they still participated in all the events (saw the whole game), but they didn't realize that they'd been playing at one hundred times the normal speed. They felt cheated, and people who have shorter lifespans felt very much like they'd lost something precious.

But this time, we hopped over all those years (the secret game hack). Nobody aged, and nobody was able to participate in the events or years in between. So while it's a different time and place, our physical bodies were not affected by that loss in time.

Does that make more sense?

[And because she's like this:]

What kind of batteries are they?

i am so sorry

[redshitlord]

nope





i dunno

[Sideswipe. Are you actively trying to get this woman mad at you. What is the matter with you.]

groans

[squadgoals]

I can't explain it any clearer than that.

Check.

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[brokeassgoing]

i was holding in a big shit for 300 years so i got other things to worry about

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[redshitlord]

i dont know what that means

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[brokeassgoing]

you dont kno w what shit is....?

[text] - [private]

[ryuuzaki]

I'm used to it.

[text] - [private]

[redshitlord]

well thats not cryptic

[forever!]

[ryuuzaki]

It really isn't. I'm not yelling about being 300 years in the future because this isn't the first time.

I'll be pleased if it's the last time, however.

[wallride]

technically didn't miss it?
what's the galactic standard year?
is that even a thing??
maybe we went BACK in time
ooh
what a twist

[redshitlord]

dude



are we ????

[wallride]

i have no goddamn idea

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[pleasereset]

i missed my birthday last time. my 12TH birthday

[Technically he's missed his birthday this year too, but still!]

although now i guess i've missed 300 birthdays
but if i'm 300 years older
that means i can do all of the adult things now

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[redshitlord]

is that like a big deal ?



whoa
yeah
you totally can !!!

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[pleasereset]

13th birthday is more important
but i just turned 13th and i didn't really do anything for that either.

but now that i'm 313 years old instead
i can do lots of things!!
like
like i can



what do adults actually do

[gainedlove]

when did we miss a year??????

[TIME IS A FLAT CIRCLE PERMANENCE IS FAKE]

[redshitlord]

dude!! party planet!

[gainedlove]

but that was only a month??

did i miss something????

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[ventifact]

because we didn't actually live through it
a year is a long time to live for a human
skipping 300 is just
well it's just weird

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[redshitlord]

yeah but now youre like

cybertronian age

text; i couldn't remember how old rey is supposed to be lmfao

[ventifact]

no i'm 21
skipping years doesn't count

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[neveroutwrenched]

so i'm guessing your species lives for a l o n g time?

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[redshitlord]

depends on if theyre like


~~~~ IN THE WAR ~~~~

or not

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[tearsinajar]

If you need a human to yell about it, I can gladly do that for you

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[redshitlord]

dude i didnt say i WANTED it