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[gentlemenpreferblondes]

[The video screen is dimly lit and the first thing that's shown on the feed is thick white letters N7. Then the camera moves further away and a huge red colored gun becomes visible to whoever might be watching. It's lying on a bed and a slim hand starts running over it.]

Well, this is getting close to being second worst mail system I've seen. Did anyone else find weird shit?[She wraps her fingers around the barrel and lifts the gun just a little bit, bringing the camera back to close so that the details can be seen.]

This isn't really my kind of thing, I'm afraid. It's kinda heavy for my liking and well. Distasteful? Anyway I'm sure someone else can get a good kick out of this thing. So, are there any gun or violence fanatics around? I could definitely be up for a trade. Don't worry, I swear I won't ask for much.

Oh-! [She says just before closing the video, as if she only now remembered something.] I'd also really appreciate it if someone with clever fingers that knows how to handle a needle and thread would sign up. That's all, dears.

Comments

[inconsequence]

Guns are long-range. Knives aren't.

[Things are looking good for them, are they?]

[Perhaps she isn't so terrible. Perhaps only moderately so.]

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

how convenient

shouldnt you start from something smaller though

[inconsequence]

Where's the fun in that?

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

true. its good to have some ambition.

[inconsequence]

Precisely. I'm glad we understand each other.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

good good

now while you're at it, find a way to prove that those rocks you're trying to give me are genuine and not some trinkets. after that we can talk about business.

[She actually feels a little embarrassed for not asking this earlier..]

[inconsequence]

Certainly.

[SO UHHHHHH HOW DOES ONE DO THAT? TIME TO LOOK THINGS UP.]

Would cutting some glass suffice?

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

thats a good start.

just dont go faking it

[inconsequence]

You're free to try it yourself if you life.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

that so? arent you just being generous.

sure. bring the goods to suites whenever your free, kid.

[inconsequence]

I'd be delighted. I would be amenable to now, if you are.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

well i guess i can make time for you, kid. just dont scare my roommate

[inconsequence]

No promises. Some seem to find me scary by default. Can't imagine why.
Unless I've already been acquainted with said roommate?

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

cant say. i havent exactly kept up with your social life. but hes scared of everyone so play nice.

[inconsequence]

My, but that merely ups the stakes.
Does he have a name? If I'm familiar with it perhaps he'll know what to expect.

[gentlemenpreferblondes]

calla. he makes the same funny noise as rinzler except less annoying.
so feel free to stop by.

[inconsequence]

Doesn't ring a bell.
But I'll be sure to be on my best behavior.

I'll see you soon.