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Sans ([personal profile] skelepun) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-10-14 07:09 pm

☠ VIDEO (dated october 15)

[Normally, Sans prefers text. It helped him sidestep the inevitable set of questions that arose when most humans got a look at him. Of course, text had its limitations. There was something about the old book that couldn't be directly translated through a roughshod filter of comic sans.

Lack of experience translates to poor focus when the video starts streaming, but aside from that blurriness the feed is notably steady. No gaps, no garbled words, no sudden disconnects. A nice change of pace for anyone who attempted network communication in the past couple weeks.]


Testing, one, two. [The video is focused on an old book, open to a few blurry pages.] Seems like the Nerd Herd came through, so here's hoping I am too. [Anyway.] These last few weeks I've been pretty booked checking out the library. There're some racy tomes in there, fyi, for those of you into that kinda thing.

[He flips the page. And, while blurry, the hand doing the flipping is definitely... fleshless. The page itself is hard to pick out specifics, but a lot of it appears to be annotated with handwritten notes.]

This one's a bit on the dry side, but for all the former Thisavrou residents... Well, looks like whoever survived came up with a nifty name for what went down with Mother. The Great Catastrophe. Catchy, right?

I'm gonna upload some pages. I get the feeling people who lived through it might be able to speak to its accuracy more than me. [The pages come in later, thankfully much more readable than the video.] Reason I'm wondering is, uh...

[He uploads another page. This one mentioning a passage of light. It bluntly details how several crew members walked into, but did not return.]

Look, I get the Ingress's been gone for three hundred years, but... sound familiar to anyone else?
brokeassgoing: (please nooo)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-17 12:23 am (UTC)(link)
You mean the pattern of us getting fucked to the elbow with the giant hand of fate? No kidding.

[the great fuck]

Cursed..? But its been 300 years so we don't gotta worry about ghosts cause we were here-- unless we're ghosts......
brokeassgoing: (horrified)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-18 01:10 am (UTC)(link)
Or us. If we're the ghosts if we're the fucking ghosts and we're trapped here? Oh fuck, I don't wanna haunt a toilet!
brokeassgoing: (Default)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-18 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
[the sad part is..............]

Don't fucking LAUGH DUDE! THIS IS SOME LEVEL 9 SHIT.
brokeassgoing: (can i get a puff puff)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-19 01:23 am (UTC)(link)
DON'T SAY THAT EITHER! That's not...necessarily true. Thing's have been kinda messed up for awhile, stuff that didn't happen...can you say you remember dying?
brokeassgoing: (degeg)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-21 12:42 am (UTC)(link)
....You've died that many times? I can't decide if that's hard boiled or dumb as hell.
brokeassgoing: (lemme tell ya)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-21 04:45 am (UTC)(link)
Why don't you just, I dunno, stop dying? Can't be that hard, especially if you run the other way.

I've been alive all my life.
brokeassgoing: (see no evil)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-23 12:39 am (UTC)(link)
Do you even got one? No offense.

Fuuuuuuck why'd you have to remind meeeeeeeeeeee?
brokeassgoing: (realization)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-23 03:30 am (UTC)(link)
[he's still whining about being reminded on the whole YOU DIE IN A DREAM YOU DIE IN REAL LIFE shit but he'll laugh in a second



probably]


Jeeeeeeeeesus.
brokeassgoing: (why yes i can be victorious)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-23 04:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'll live, probably. At least to smoke another day. How bout you, Bone Crone?
brokeassgoing: (the actual good face)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-24 12:08 am (UTC)(link)
What a tragedy. Gotta go without that sweet skeledeath.

Name's Badou, BC.
brokeassgoing: (Default)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-24 12:26 am (UTC)(link)
Welcome to my life, dude. Someone's gotta make you feel welcome.

[agreed]

brokeassgoing: (cutiest pie)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-10-24 01:30 am (UTC)(link)
Since it's a buncha us now, and just us, I'm sure we will.