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[nishizono]

hey, fellow prisoners! or should i say guests? having some trouble with the technical definitions lately.

i need some help. personal reasons. it's more of a crafts project, and i don't have anything to trade any of you - all the good shit i had are currently confiscated, sorry about that. anyway, here's the list of things i'm looking for:

- 1 box condoms
- 1 roll copper wire
- 2 metal files (1 long, 1 short)
- 1 roll electrical tape
- 1 liter acrylic paint, any color
- 1 car battery
- 1 telepath
- 1 roll fairy lights

if anyone can point me in the right direction, or if anyone's willing to help pull this together, i'll owe you something. we can negotiate.

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[nishizono]

[ mm hmm totally not, nope. ]

so it's a lot of grappling and weight physics. huh.

you realize that saying someone's the best at what they do doesn't actually help describe how good they are, right? ahab's probably better, though.

[shashka]

[ no, they're just best friends who live together and have a dog they call their daughter. and besides, they're both way too old to be "boys". ]

Ahab is not better. He could tell you as much himself. No one alive right now is better than Ishmael.

[ this. is. war. ]

[nishizono]

[ "manfriends" unfortunately doesn't have the same ring to it, oops. ]

he hasn't told me that, so i'll believe it when i see your guy beat him. i still think ahab's better.

[ bring it on, he'll fight you. ]

[shashka]

[ "boyfriend" is not a word that forty and fiftysomething men should ever use to describe their relationship. ]

Ask Ahab who's better and he'll say the same thing.

[ you are on kid he has no problems handing teenagers their asses. ]

Barring that, once we get out of here and things come down, maybe we can put it to the test.

[nishizono]

ahab's a polite asshole he's gonna say that about people he knows because he's shit

but hey, if you wanna go, i'll fight you right now

[ BRING IT ON, GRANDPA. ]

[shashka]

[ CHILD YOU'RE ON. ]

Tell me the time and place and I'll meet you there, kid.

[ ...how did it come to this? really. ]

[nishizono]

[ who knows, it's magical! this is the best idea ever. ]

rooftop of the hotel. i'm there right now. bring whatever you need.

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[shashka]

I'll be there.

[ some people might question the intelligence of this decision, Ocelot included. but the fact of the matter was, he wasn't going to let a slight against John stand like this. ]

[nishizono]

see you, loser!

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