Oh, only some of you? I didn't realize this was supposed to be a 'say something stranger than whatever I'm thinking of' contest.

Because, honestly, thanks to who I know? Your little story isn't all that strange to me at all.

[So there, Ocelot. So there.]

We stopped at a small colony for a bit, a while back. I went by the stadium while they were recruiting, and I figured I might as well try it out. Turns out I wasn't bad at it at all. People were giving me all sorts of gifts.