You're witty, that's your best feature as I happen to like witty so you'll always be my favorite dwarf. As a point of curiosity, what has the Inquisitor all in a twist?

Lovelorn Chantry sister? Are you lovelorn? Regardless, my ear is always open and it has been very sympathetic as of late, so if you really want a serious conversation...

...I do keep plenty of wine in stock or a good stout if you'd rather.