camouflage: (I AM DISCIPLINED)
big daddy meat ([personal profile] camouflage) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-08-01 08:16 pm

text.

Let's talk hypotheticals.

You're crossing a suspension bridge. You have to reach the other side at any cost. The bridge is wide enough only for one person to pass at a time.

A man approaches from the other side with a gun. How do you cross?
prorenataa: (Damn it fine I care)

[personal profile] prorenataa 2017-08-02 04:22 am (UTC)(link)
At that point it would be a waste of time and energy.
Edited 2017-08-02 04:23 (UTC)
alterplex: (76.)

( ghosting. )

[personal profile] alterplex 2017-08-02 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
[ Venom isn't here to answer— of course he isn't— but he tracks the replies to the post, because vigilance is a virtue.

(he wonders if anyone will pry deep enough into the question to come to the conclusion of grief-sparing; if Ishmael would even want to hear it, for that matter.)

He'll have to remember to send Ishmael a cigar, later.
]


Obtained 'Cassette Tape' [ SUSPENSION BRIDGE ].
prorenataa: (multi-tasking)

[personal profile] prorenataa 2017-08-02 04:38 am (UTC)(link)
[ Reading the text, he marked the UN on the send and otherwise tossed the device to the side.

Test. Failed. ]
warandpeace: (Yᴏᴜ ᴘʀᴏᴍɪsᴇ ᴍᴇ ʜᴇᴀᴠᴇɴ)

[private]

[personal profile] warandpeace 2017-08-02 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[BB is only a good liar when other people help him with his brutal simplification.]

What's your answer to the question now?
shashka: (you're a failure)

[personal profile] shashka 2017-08-02 04:41 am (UTC)(link)
[ well, you asked... ]

It depends on the friend, I guess. In most cases, I'd shoot him in the head. Make it quick and painless.

[ for the second part... he's switching it over to private. notably he doesn't answer what he'd do if it was the friend who really mattered.]

Is there any reason why you're using The Sorrow's death as a scenario for the whole network to reply to?

[ one of them was expendable. ]
Edited (Edits forever) 2017-08-02 04:50 (UTC)
lavelly: (cry deeply)

[personal profile] lavelly 2017-08-02 04:48 am (UTC)(link)
[Somebody needs a distraction. BB is the unlucky winner.]

why is it so imperative to cross the bridge
otiosity: (buddy they wont even let me fuck it)

[personal profile] otiosity 2017-08-02 05:00 am (UTC)(link)
i do a spectacular flip over his shoulders and we continue on our merry way. maybe he just has the gun for aesthetics.
ruffboi: (create a pulley)

[personal profile] ruffboi 2017-08-02 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
I brandish my weapon to intimidate him so he makes mistakes. Then I charge the bridge, using my shield and evasive maneuvers to avoid being hit by bullets. I break his wrist to disarm him, and then bash him with my shield and push him off the bridge into the water below.
nishizono: (06 - gX5uqQo)

[personal profile] nishizono 2017-08-02 05:10 am (UTC)(link)
problem with this scenario: my ideal home wouldn't even have me in the first place.
ideal would be if the people responsible for me are either dead or never born.
if they were never around, i wouldn't be around.
i wouldn't wanna go there, there's no point.

besides, i don't i already killed her once. i can do it again, because i have to.

if the ingress closes and i knew someone was still around that made my life full of shit, i'd go back. miwa can stay here.


[ some guy named miller asked if he had any plans in life. if tetora had to make one, it'd be that one - finding a life where miwa doesn't have to die. ]
inconsequence: (❤ theyre bones my dudes)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-08-02 05:31 am (UTC)(link)
He shoots me in the head.

Everyone rejoices.
brokeassgoing: (i'm possibly listening)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-08-02 05:39 am (UTC)(link)
go back home the opposite way, take a shit and go to bed
beautifulspaceraptor: (contemplative)

[personal profile] beautifulspaceraptor 2017-08-02 05:53 am (UTC)(link)
Overload. Loot. Continue.
nyx_it: (you're gonna miss me when i'm gone)

[personal profile] nyx_it 2017-08-02 07:06 am (UTC)(link)
Shoot the ground
When he flinches, rush him
notyourrookie: (Default)

[Text]

[personal profile] notyourrookie 2017-08-02 07:50 am (UTC)(link)
Knock him out and step over him.
warandpeace: (Coυld ɴever cαυѕe мe pαιɴ)

[private]

[personal profile] warandpeace 2017-08-02 09:28 am (UTC)(link)
It's a terrifying situation. Words don't do it justice. Being trapped in a bottleneck with no way out.

I don't think anyone will have a better answer.


Edited 2017-08-02 09:29 (UTC)
saveyourserpent: (smug)

[personal profile] saveyourserpent 2017-08-02 11:47 am (UTC)(link)
Oh, now that it instantly kills people if they take too long and all. What a shocker that must be.

[Liquid Snake, forever a little shit.]
morethan084: (listening/concerned)

[personal profile] morethan084 2017-08-02 12:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Is the gun aimed at anyone? Or is it in a holster?
chaoticlootral: DNT (stoneskin;)

[personal profile] chaoticlootral 2017-08-02 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
Are we writing screenplays for action movies of our lives? I'm into it, I'm into it.

Transmutate the gun in his hand into a rubber chicken, so he feels like a doofus! Oh, could just, you know, destroy the bridge and send him plummeting to oblivion with my amazingly powerful wizard spells that mean I don't have to use dumb shit like bridges? You can never go wrong with a few Magic Missiles either.

If we're not talking cool scenes in a movie then I'd let Magnus deal with it, because this sounds like a boring fight.

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