[ definitely mumbled: ] No but at this point that might be easier...

I call myself Spider-Man because I got called Spider-Man and once you're on the cover of the Daily Bugle there's really no way to say 'hey, I kind of prefer this instead'. [ you know what: ] Plus, I think it's cool. [ standing a little straighter and all that, because dammit, it's a cool name, okay. he's spider-man. ]