Michiko Malandro (
sugaroutlaw) wrote in
thisavrou2017-07-09 01:41 am
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So annoying. [Says a low, lazy voice as the video starts. At first the feed is a little shaky, the focus is moving from dark hair to big shiny hoop earring and down to cheek, revealing some of the painted lips, before shooting up to show forehead and sunglasses. Guess someone isn't used to holding a camera.]
So um. Yo. [The woman in the video starts, sounding rather hesitant and awkward. She keeps a weird break before speaking again, this time trying to force the certainty to her voice:]
Got a few questions and these weird-ass looking tentacle faces are being too fucking pissy and annoying for negotiations. So umh, yeah. I'm looking for someone. Or someones, I guess. [The camera moves further away, now properly showing woman's face. She's lying on top of a big, bright colored scooter and her whole appearance is somewhat tense and fidgeting, almost as if she wished to be anywhere else but on live camera. It's dark in the background which rises the question why does she even need sunglasses?]
I'm looking for a guy. A really good looking guy so you'd definitely remember seeing him around. The other one I'm looking for is a kid. The most surliest girl you'll ever see, you know, like mouth full of lemons. But they look alike, the kid and guy. So. [She shrugs. Clearly she thinks she's given enough information.]
Other than that, anyone know where I can find this robot-something called Ted. Or Todd. Other Ingress Deputy shits will do. I got stuff to negotiate with them.
[In the last part her voice sounds much more confident than before, there's even touch of cheekiness to her expression.
There's another silent break before she ends the video.]
So um. Yo. [The woman in the video starts, sounding rather hesitant and awkward. She keeps a weird break before speaking again, this time trying to force the certainty to her voice:]
Got a few questions and these weird-ass looking tentacle faces are being too fucking pissy and annoying for negotiations. So umh, yeah. I'm looking for someone. Or someones, I guess. [The camera moves further away, now properly showing woman's face. She's lying on top of a big, bright colored scooter and her whole appearance is somewhat tense and fidgeting, almost as if she wished to be anywhere else but on live camera. It's dark in the background which rises the question why does she even need sunglasses?]
I'm looking for a guy. A really good looking guy so you'd definitely remember seeing him around. The other one I'm looking for is a kid. The most surliest girl you'll ever see, you know, like mouth full of lemons. But they look alike, the kid and guy. So. [She shrugs. Clearly she thinks she's given enough information.]
Other than that, anyone know where I can find this robot-something called Ted. Or Todd. Other Ingress Deputy shits will do. I got stuff to negotiate with them.
[In the last part her voice sounds much more confident than before, there's even touch of cheekiness to her expression.
There's another silent break before she ends the video.]

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A few seconds later, Michiko will receive a message in response that shows the flat surface of a table with three cards laid out in a row. Each card shows a single handwritten word:]
What
Girl
Look
[It’s not a complete sentence, but hopefully the meaning still gets across: what does the girl look like?]
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Frowning Michiko brings the camera closer to her face, as if that would somehow help her to see better or help out her to figure out the message. So here, Big Sis, enjoy the closeup of her eye.
What Girl Look. The hell?
She pulls the camera back, holding it up more normally.]
Huh? That's what I said. Look for the girl.
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Girl
Big
Little
Color
Clothes
[Why is this so hard?]
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But luckily for both of them the next message is more clear this time. Although it doesn't make her any less frustrated.]
Did you listen anything I said? Small girl with a surly and super serious face! She has like, [Michiko gestures to the air with her hand] short blonde hair that makes her look like a boy.
Have you seen her?
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Girl
Where
Kauto
Chioni
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I don't know.
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[So, maybe she should provide them.]
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Just like I said -- oh wait. [Oh. Ooops. She hadn't, well uh! She's not going to let that make her look like a fool!]
Yeah, the guy's Hiroshi. Or Rock Mor--, More-something. [She mumbles. God, what was his fake name again?] Ah, either way, Hiroshi is a good man and really handsome too. The girl is Hatchin. Or Hana.
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If they're not...sorry.
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How about the robot? Ever heard about it.
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Like I said. If you got any better ideas I'm all ears, hot shot.
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There's a distinct shortage of "guys we're looking for" around here, am I right?
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What are you talking about?
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Or if they do they like to act like they don't know you.
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Huh? Not with me! They both know there's no use running away from me. [She huffs out in annoyance.] Not even one stupid machine can stop me from that.