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[nishizono]

[ In light of current events, Tetora's back to his old haunts on the Ingress. Which isn't too bad! Except for one small thing. ]

hey does this mean we're all fucking grounded? in space???

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[nishizono]

i don't stay in hotels very often
too much risk

[sketchycharacter]

of what, bed bugs and shitty mattresses?
there are worst places to sleep
like a panamanian jail

[nishizono]

at least jail has plumbing
but i've never been to panama
what's it like?

[sketchycharacter]

it seriously depends on the jail
panama's hotter than underneath satan's nutsack and full of pirates
at least the parts i visited
other parts are probably nicer

[nishizono]

that's a fuckin graphic description
been under a lot of guys' nutsacks???

gross

anyway

what were you jailed for?

[sketchycharacter]

just trying to set the scene
i was there on purpose
jail was built on the site of a centuries-old prison where some famous pirates were once held
we needed to visit the old tower and see if they left anything behind

[nishizono]

you were in jail
on purpose
for pirate treasure

you couldn't have just looked up the blueprint for the place and posed as maintenance?

[sketchycharacter]

blueprints didn't exist in the 1600s and it's not like the place was open for visitor tours
besides
sneaking in was more interesting

[nishizono]

but architectural plans did, didn't they? michaelangelo has a ton of shit on it.

whatever.

did you kill people too?

[sketchycharacter]

got in a few prison yard fights but no

[nishizono]

huh
kinda lame but that's fine i guess

why did you want to be a treasure hunter or whatever it is you do?

[sketchycharacter]

why not?

[nishizono]

...but why

[ it genuinely throws him, because he's not had any relatable ambitions in life. "death to everyone i know" is not a life ambition, it's a vendetta. ]

[sketchycharacter]

because office jobs are boring
i've heard

[nishizono]

oh fuck yeah they are
they're disgusting honestly

[sketchycharacter]

well there you go

[nishizono]

but why treasure hunter specifically
you could be a million other things if you wanted, why that one

[sketchycharacter]

what makes you think i still do it?
the panama thing was thirteen years ago

[nishizono]

well i don't know how time works here
i've only ever been a juvenile delinquent

[sketchycharacter]

i was 22 at the time
it's been 13 years since then not counting the space time
i was a juvenile delinquent too but i'm pretty sure you could still do the math

[nishizono]

oh man you're old

why is everyone old around here, it's starting to get really suspicious

[sketchycharacter]

i'm 35 not decrepit

[nishizono]

still about 15 years older than i am
no arthritis yet?

[sketchycharacter]

no not yet
give it time

[nishizono]

do you have the time though
i mean you're pretty ancient