accidental video; whoops

[shiro2hero]

[We interrupt your regularly scheduled Important Current Event Updates with someone's elbow knocking into their TAB. Or maybe alien metal plus alien tech equals some kind of spark and power surge or something. Either way, this is a close-up of Shiro's elbow for several seconds of blurred movement and muffled yelling.]

[Because something's on fire.]

[And he's hitting it with one hand. Which is probably alarming if you're new to the neighborhood and aren't aware one of his hands is made of metal.]

-- why? I just hit a button! Stop! Burning!

[Oh yeah, he's in the kitchen. Butchering microwave food.]

[Because before the TAB clicks off with another knock of his elbow, there's a brief shot of the poor, butchered food. It's space easy mac. He burned space Easy Mac.]

Comments

[lavelly]

Yes?

[shiro2hero]

Okay good

when someone says there's been a lot of fires I
have to be concerned

[lavelly]

Well I did set them on purpose

[shiro2hero]

What

[lavelly]

They were controlled I promise

[shiro2hero]

My experience with my teammates says when I hear that, I should be suspicious.

[lavelly]

So you have mages too? I was starting to think my world was the only one

[shiro2hero]

Nah

worse

Teenagers

[lavelly]

[Hey rude. Mages aren't bad.]

Oh yes those. I've known a few. Harrowing group

[shiro2hero]

[What is a mage.]

I'm hoping they grow out of it.

[lavelly]

[Well. Lavellan is 30.]

I'm sure they will

[shiro2hero]

good to hear




Me on the other hand
burning microwave noodles as an adult

[lavelly]

Don't worry. There are much simpler ways to cook food.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah.

Takeout.

[lavelly]

[THIS GUY HAS NEVER HAD PROPER OUTDOOR COOKING. A TRAGESTY.]

Take out what?

[shiro2hero]

Where you order food from a restaurant, and go pick it up. Or have it delivered.

[lavelly]

That sounds very convenient. I've never heard of it. How common is it?

[shiro2hero]

Just about every other meal around here.



So very common.

[lavelly]

I admit I prefer to cook my own meals

[shiro2hero]

If I could?

I probably would too.

[lavelly]

It's not that difficult. Would you like me to teach you?

[shiro2hero]

You're welcome to try, but I'm sure I'm a lost cause by now.

[If Hunk can't do it...]

[lavelly]

Well, what has been the problem?

[shiro2hero]

Adding heat.

[lavelly]

Well, I happen to be very good at setting fires.