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[glitchinthesystem]

[ The camera is positioned at an odd angle as if to visibly obscure where it's being taken, but in a moment someone does pop into view. On the other end appears a very annoyed looking teenager.

Scowling at the camera he finally speaks: ]

So, tell me, my mass hallucination: how many times do I have to bash my head in to wake up or get my fucking brain in order? Five? Six times?

Because space? Other fucking planets? Nah, that shit is not possible, not after we decided to blow ourselves up.

[Folding his arms over one another his blue eyes seem to focus more intently on the screen.]

Otherwise, what the hell is going on in this current state of delirium I'm having?

Answers may be appreciated. Maybe.

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[brokeassgoing]

About two more times, then it's time to wake up and smell the alien flowers-- maybe not too close cause they might bite off your nose. Maybe.

[glitchinthesystem]

Okay, I could almost believe that if it weren't for the fact that the outside is toxic and probably not alive.

...Unless plant life mutated.

[brokeassgoing]

What, outside of this particular planet? Some of it is, sure. The other little planets? Not too many tentacles.

[glitchinthesystem]

No, outside of earth. Like i said; space travel is not possible. Don't even want to imagine plants with tentacles.

Not even sure what you even mean by THIS planet.

[brokeassgoing]

It ain't possible in your world but you ain't there anymore. Just look outside-- hallucinations don't last this long.

This planet as in the ground you're standing on.

[glitchinthesystem]

How would you know? Maybe hallucinations can last this long. I clearly seem to be.

[ but he squints a little at this man. Something then tips him off slowly as he narrows his eyes into the face of the man on the screen. ]

Wait, how old are you?

[brokeassgoing]

Don't you WebMD that shit? Its probably instant death.

[suspicious:]

.....Why.

[glitchinthesystem]

Web what? [ Talking in terms he has no clue about, thanks.

Still, he raises a brow and replies:]


Because you look ancient.

[brokeassgoing]

MD. Like medical stuff, man.

No I fuckin' don't! Don't be stereotyping me cause of the eyepatch!

[glitchinthesystem]

Medical...? Oh. That stuff. Yeah I have no idea how that works.

[ However, he shrugs his shoulders to the comment. ]

Wasn't. I mean, you definitely don't look like you belong in my dome.

[brokeassgoing]

How the hell don't you know how that works? You're alive, aintcha? You've surely put a bandaid on.

Do...me. Is that some kinda slang for crackhouse or something?

[glitchinthesystem]

Because the robots deal with medical....for all that's good for. [ Then there is a looooong drawn out stare at that comment. ]

What the hell is a crackhouse? And you know, a dome is a place you live in. From the radiation. So, you don't die?

[brokeassgoing]

ROBOTS!? That's the worst thing I've ever fuckin' heard! I don't want Arnold lookin at my ass!

Yeah no, not going there with the crackhouse part cause most importantly, you ain't in a dome anymore.

[glitchinthesystem]

Never had one look at my ass but the feeling is mutual.

[ He squints even more at the comment. ]

Hrmmm...I need more proof.

[brokeassgoing]

Well there you go!

[he, too, squints]

Open your door and walk outside.

[shiro2hero]

Please don't... beat your head into a wall...

[glitchinthesystem]

So, then what you're saying is there's another way to wake up from all of this. Because if so, please, ENLIGHTEN me. [ Said all with the most unenthusiastic and irritable tone. ]

[shiro2hero]

No, that's... not what I'm saying. It's not a dream.

[If it was, it'd be a lot more unpleasant.]

When did you get here?

[glitchinthesystem]

Recently? Yeah, recently. If you mean exact day though? No clue. I've been sort of out of it. You know, hallucinating and all when I got here. Still probably am.

[shiro2hero]

You're not... hallucinating.

Why would you be hallucinating?

[glitchinthesystem]

Because plants and space travel don't exist or at the very least very not possible.

[shiro2hero]

What?

Plants don't exist? Are you serious?