video; ICEBREAKERS

[yablueit]

Helloooooo ladies, dudes, and various other genders, identities, and lifeforms! Some of you may already know me, but for those who don't, my name is Lance, and today I am comin' at you with some ice breakers! A couple of my friends who shall remain nameless but know who they are are really bad at socializing and are in need of new friends. And I figure, if they are, there's gotta be other people out there who are just as bad, right?

So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!

Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.

[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]

Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]

Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!

1) If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be? 2) If you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why? 3) What are your top ten favorite foods? 4) Share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you. 5) What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

Comments

[shiro2hero]

Okay, fine.

Macaroni and cheese ten ways.

[yablueit]

I—

[yablueit]

Can't actually argue with that. Mac and cheese is really good.

[shiro2hero]

Yeah, it is.

... I got dared once to see how much of it I could eat back at the Garrison. My record's about ten bowls. It better still be standing.

[yablueit]

That was you? Man, Hunk tried to beat that record last semester! He tapped out after six, saying something about it being disrespectful to the food.

[shiro2hero]

Absolutely me.

I think it was after some physical training session? But yeah. Me.

I don't blame him though -- pretty sure I regretted it the next day.

[yablueit]

Yeah, I bet. That's a lot, even if it was after training.

[shiro2hero]

Best worst decision I think I ever made.