yablueit: (001)
lance 🌠 a ѕpace-ғarιng ĸιѕѕ вoy ([personal profile] yablueit) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-05-11 09:46 pm

video; ICEBREAKERS

Helloooooo ladies, dudes, and various other genders, identities, and lifeforms! Some of you may already know me, but for those who don't, my name is Lance, and today I am comin' at you with some ice breakers! A couple of my friends who shall remain nameless but know who they are are really bad at socializing and are in need of new friends. And I figure, if they are, there's gotta be other people out there who are just as bad, right?

So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!

Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.

[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]

Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]

Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!

businessinfront: (You definitely held a convo with a hobo.)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-05-12 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
He said historical figure! Sasquatch isn't some guy, there's obviously more than one.
brokeassgoing: (this smug)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-05-13 12:46 am (UTC)(link)
More people know him than any of the American presidents.
businessinfront: (I got her a Nickelback box set.)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-05-13 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well... that's true. And any random Bigfoot is probably a better person than a politician.
brokeassgoing: (why yes i can be victorious)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-05-13 05:16 am (UTC)(link)
There's no probably about it, man! The squatch is just trynna be a hermit in peace.
businessinfront: (What's a "vodkaffle"?)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-05-16 12:44 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't know you were on a first name basis with "the squatch."
brokeassgoing: (the actual good face)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-05-16 01:11 am (UTC)(link)
I'm not, I imagine that's what they called him in high school.
brokeassgoing: (is it me you're looking for)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-05-19 02:12 am (UTC)(link)
His peers. Teachers.
businessinfront: (113)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-05-19 03:44 am (UTC)(link)
Who were... also Sasquatches?
brokeassgoing: (pic#11153927)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-05-19 04:18 am (UTC)(link)
Maybe ghouls. They seem like assholes.
businessinfront: (The strippers suck at Words With Friends)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-05-24 04:59 am (UTC)(link)
... That doesn't make any sense. They're not even in the same— the same genre!
brokeassgoing: (well yea)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-05-25 12:40 am (UTC)(link)
Okay? So? Neither was Frankenstein and Slenderman and look what happened there.
businessinfront: (Woke up with my pockets full of raisins.)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-05-28 06:25 am (UTC)(link)
... What happened there?
brokeassgoing: (give me cigs or death)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-05-29 01:01 am (UTC)(link)
Crime running rampant, kids wanting to fuck them on the internet. Sad.
businessinfront: <user name=tristar> (He's eating ketchup out of a bowl.)

[personal profile] businessinfront 2017-06-02 05:29 am (UTC)(link)
[ opens mouth


closes mouth


opens it again
]

At the same time?!
brokeassgoing: (pic#11153928)

[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-06-02 06:32 am (UTC)(link)
[a grave look]

Like a stuffed hotdog.