video; ICEBREAKERS

[yablueit]

Helloooooo ladies, dudes, and various other genders, identities, and lifeforms! Some of you may already know me, but for those who don't, my name is Lance, and today I am comin' at you with some ice breakers! A couple of my friends who shall remain nameless but know who they are are really bad at socializing and are in need of new friends. And I figure, if they are, there's gotta be other people out there who are just as bad, right?

So here's the deal! I'm gonna read some questions, and you guys can answer them! And then you gotta talk to two people you don't already know. I don't count, but talk to me anyway!

Go into as much detail with these as you can want, because they're gonna help you make new friends.

[ He clears his throat, and starts reading. ]

Number one! If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be?
Number two, if you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why?
Three, what are your top ten favorite foods?
Four, share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you.
Annnd five! What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

[ He takes a second to copy and paste the same questions in a text format along with his video for ease of answering, then grins into the camera again. ]

Everyone got that? Cool, now go meet somebody!

1) If you were a vegetable, what vegetable would you be? 2) If you could meet any historical figure, who would you choose and why? 3) What are your top ten favorite foods? 4) Share a description of your favorite material object that you already own, and share why it's important to you. 5) What color do you think best represents you, and how does being that color make you feel?

Comments

[businessinfront]

how do you not know what a vegetable is?

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[redshitlord]

Uh, easy?

They so don't exist where I'm from, dude.

[businessinfront]

Oh.

[ Think before you talk, Keith. ]

... plants? You have those?

[redshitlord]

Nnnnnope. Not even one.

[businessinfront]

Well, they're like—

They're basically—

... They come out of the ground.

[redshitlord]

Oh.

Like a potato?

[businessinfront]

Yes! Exactly like a potato!

[redshitlord]

Oh! I know those!

Ratchet said Autobot sparks are like potatoes before we're online.

[Sideswipe what.]

[businessinfront]

I... have no idea what that means. A spark is like a potato?

[redshitlord]

Yeah like. They grow in the ground and stuff.

And then they get jammed in a frame and BOOM!

Life.

[businessinfront]

Okay, potatoes don't— I mean, they just turn into bigger potatoes, they don't grow up into people.

[redshitlord]

Dude I hope you don't walk around with dirt blobs in your chests.

... yeah Hawke showed me potatoes. By the way.

[businessinfront]

You're the one who made the comparison!

[redshitlord]

And I'm also the dude hoping you don't have dirt in your chest, man!

For your own good!

[businessinfront]

How would that even happen?!

[redshitlord]

Chest potatoes.

[He is... dead serious.]

[businessinfront]

Yeah, but the... potato insertion...

[redshitlord]

Don't you guys eat them anyways?

[businessinfront]

That's not the same thing!

[redshitlord]

Well, you gotta insert them somewhere, man.

[businessinfront]

No one needs to insert potatoes anywhere!

[redshitlord]

Don't you eat them?

[businessinfront]

Yeah, but it's not— they aren't—

[ His hand hits his face with an audible smack, and he groans. ]

[redshitlord]

Y'know a lot of you guys do that when I talk. What's the deal?

[He totally knows. But also he kind of likes being an ass sometimes.]