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Elizabeth ([personal profile] tearmeanewone) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-03-11 06:03 pm

[Video]

[A]

So, listen--

[Anybody who pays attention to any of Elizabeth's network activity probably notices something odd about this: it's a video. She uses audio only almost as a rule. But maybe she's not really thinking. It sure looks like she's not up for much deep thinking, if the unfocused way she keeps looking around the bar she's in is any indication. There's a glass in front of her, but who knows how much she's actually had.]

Who here... knows a thing or two 'bout 'attachment'? Because God, I could talk about it for days. About how great it is at first, but then in the end, it utterly destroys whoever it manages to get in its steely little claws. [This is accompanied by a very appropriate 'claw gesture' with all nine and a half of her fingers.]

Because the only thing that's ever constant... [She has an amused little laugh at the word, like it's a private joke.] ...is change? Who wrote that... Hey! [She snaps her fingers over at someone behind her.] Who wrote 'the only change is--' No, 'the only constant is change'? Who wrote that when you're from? ...ah nevermind, you probably couldn't read your own name. [She turns back to the camera, disgruntled noises coming from the insulted party. But Elizabeth doesn't seem concerned.]

What I'm saying is-- nobody warned me, so now... [She points into the camera.] I'm warning you. You start liking somebody, start thinking you have a home someplace, and someday, somehow--

[The camera jerks as Elizabeth takes a punch to her temple. Somebody didn't like being called an idiot by someone half their size. Something close to the camera glows blue and then Elizabeth's got a beer bottle in her hand and she's screaming bloody murder. The feed swings wildly with her hand and cuts out with the sound of breaking glass.]


[B]

[An indeterminate amount of time later...]

[Elizabeth is back at her apartment with a split lip and a bruise under her eye, but she hardly looks embarrassed.]


I meant what I said. Nobody warns you until you're in pain. Consider yourself warned.

[She looks like she could say more, but apparently decides it would just be a rehash. So she turns the feed off.]



((OOC: Feel free to action-ify the first prompt, bar brawl for all. Otherwise Elizabeth will reply to any immediate reactions/messages/jeering the next day!))
brokeassgoing: (well go on)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-13 04:49 am (UTC)(link)
I swear on the holy water I didn't nick that it's the truth. [hands over his heart]

Well thank god, I was gettin' worried there.

No, what the fuck-- growing up means wiping your own ass. Only CEOs get other people to wipe for em. That's what a real grown up is. [what the hell does he know he's a baby]

Well it'll be messy. I don't like messy, its complicated. Surely someone'll be sad.
brokeassgoing: (thats cute)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-14 03:43 am (UTC)(link)
Sure can't deny that.

I don't exactly got anyone to shove my shit off onto, but I can't deny it either.

Look, I'm not gonna do that cause it ain't my job. It ain't yours either.
brokeassgoing: (realization)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-14 06:22 am (UTC)(link)
Now that's the smartest thing I've heard you say yet. A new record.

You say that, but I dunno if it'll stick that way for long. Not on any account of stubbornness for yourself, but in general. Human generalness.
brokeassgoing: (well yea)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-14 11:24 pm (UTC)(link)
You had a shitty beer? No wonder you're where you're at right now.

No, I'm sayin' suck it up.
brokeassgoing: (nostalgia huh)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-15 02:58 am (UTC)(link)
If you were expecting that then maybe...you knew it all along.
brokeassgoing: (give me cigs or death)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-15 03:35 am (UTC)(link)
MMmmmmkay whatever doesn't help you sleep at night.
brokeassgoing: (requiem)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-16 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
Rather not watch you while you not-sleep, heard people don't like that.

Aaaah, not bad, not bad.
brokeassgoing: (say whatchu wanna saaaaaay)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-16 05:07 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah? You do commentary like this?

I said not bad but could be better.
brokeassgoing: (please nooo)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-16 05:22 am (UTC)(link)
Good to know if this friendship's gonna go anywhere.

Like uh-- well, don't believe all the shit you hear about fruity drinks. Don't knock em. [a pause] I could probably tell ya more when you ain't likely to drink yourself stupid.
brokeassgoing: (why yes i can be victorious)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-16 05:38 am (UTC)(link)
They say they're girlie and for pussies but no, man, you can totally get wasted on em. I ain't surprised you were.
brokeassgoing: (realization)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-16 05:50 am (UTC)(link)
That's cause scurvy is for men. It's manly. Course someone's gonna say cake and eclairs and those little pancake things are manly! Gotta cover your ass.
brokeassgoing: (bow wow)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-16 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
Not to mention the smell-- that six month's no bathing musk is just heavenly.

Yeah, yeah those! They're great.
brokeassgoing: (this smug)

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[personal profile] brokeassgoing 2017-03-16 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
Nah, I'm just kidding. That's for pirates. [that's a lie that's everyone]

Lemon inside or drizzled on the outside?

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