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Darin Altway ([personal profile] forgeabettertomorrow) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou 2017-03-08 02:49 am (UTC)

I am so sorry

[Darin whistles in mock surprise.]

You drive one hell of a hard bargain, my friend. Well met!

If you'll excuse me for one moment...

[Darin has to disable the sound and video of his TAB hurriedly before he doubles over laughing. Whoever this guy was, he was amazing! This was the most fun he's had in weeks! He slaps his cheeks gently to get his poker face back, then resumes the transmission.]

Forgive me, friend. Solar storms made my connection a bit hazy. I wanted to make sure our deal brokering was as clear as crystal.

Now, I can clearly see that I'm dealing with man whose bartering prowess is only outmatched by the gallantry of his mustache. I'm humbled by your skill and your ability to come to amicable terms with such a skewed exchange rate.

In a show of good faith, I'd be more than happy to part with one whole piece of information before we continue with our exchange.

[He clears his throat.]

You speak of color-coded robotic lions. I've heard legends of such...and about their riders. Five riders of great skill and prestige, swimming through the stars like comets, bringing peace in their wake and justice to the downtrodden.

Some say that the riders have made their home here as of late. I may even have descriptions of them...but those come at a higher price~

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