[He's an alien Sir Hammerlock. He is exactly like Sir Hammerlock, except he is an alien.]
[Okay, that's an exaggeration. While there's certainly comparisons that can be drawn between this fine man and her unrequited crush -- not just their taste in mustaches, but their old timey charm and tales of adventure -- they are hardly doppelgängers of each other.]
[But that could be a good thing, right? Maybe this one is actually interested in women? Women from other species?? ... oh, damn it. That might be a bigger issue than the gender thing.]
[Fuck it. She's going to try talking to him anyway.]
W-- well, I'm not really familiar with any robot lions, but if you want to talk tech --[she interrupts herself with nervous giggles]-- I've got a few? Stories to share, I mean. You ever hear of digistructing?
[AUDIO | I'm so sorry about this girl and her questionable taste]
[Okay, that's an exaggeration. While there's certainly comparisons that can be drawn between this fine man and her unrequited crush -- not just their taste in mustaches, but their old timey charm and tales of adventure -- they are hardly doppelgängers of each other.]
[But that could be a good thing, right? Maybe this one is actually interested in women? Women from other species?? ... oh, damn it. That might be a bigger issue than the gender thing.]
[Fuck it. She's going to try talking to him anyway.]
W-- well, I'm not really familiar with any robot lions, but if you want to talk tech --[she interrupts herself with nervous giggles]-- I've got a few? Stories to share, I mean. You ever hear of digistructing?