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[flynnitomite]

Now that we're getting all cozy and settled in here, it has occurred to me that I'm without some of my kit from back home, and I'm starting to feel a little naked without it.

I'm thinking of doing a little DIY to rectify that, so if anyone would be a dear and is willing to part with:

- windshield wipers
- hose clamps
- old brassieres (underwire only)
- a propane torch
- pliers
- a grinder

I'd be grateful and maybe even inclined to owe you a favour.

EDIT:

A GUN WOULD BE NICE TOO :)))

Comments

[otiosity]

it was good wasnt it? nothing like a good pun to give you a lift.

...though honestly i dont know where you're going to find free bras. maybe you could try buying ladies drinks at the bar. im sure there are plenty of women like me who'd remove their bra for a free drink

[flynnitomite]

I could but I am going to cut the things up for spare parts. I don't want to make a mess of good, wanted lingerie

[otiosity]

dunno about wanted. have you ever worn a bra? they're horribly uncomfortable

[flynnitomite]

so i'm told but you know what they say about pain and beauty