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[flynnitomite]

Now that we're getting all cozy and settled in here, it has occurred to me that I'm without some of my kit from back home, and I'm starting to feel a little naked without it.

I'm thinking of doing a little DIY to rectify that, so if anyone would be a dear and is willing to part with:

- windshield wipers
- hose clamps
- old brassieres (underwire only)
- a propane torch
- pliers
- a grinder

I'd be grateful and maybe even inclined to owe you a favour.

EDIT:

A GUN WOULD BE NICE TOO :)))

Comments

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[sketchycharacter]

bullshit you don't need a bra
you don't even know how to take one off
i had to do it for you remember?

[otiosity]

friends are supposed to keep secrets for each other. this is cruel and unnecessary

[sketchycharacter]

your lack of tits is not a secret
you got me on the other part though

[otiosity]

only if you're committed to staring. you ought to learn what respect is mr. drake.

[sketchycharacter]

i'll add it to my to-do list

[liberaltus]

a shame. you've never helped me out of my undergarments.
though now you have me curious, not about hawke 1's small chest size, but the story revolving around this sordid little affair.
and yes, i'm a bit put out.

[sketchycharacter]

hey, you never asked
if you needed it, i would totally take your bra off and maybe even give flynn here the wire
but i promise it's not a scandalous story
she just couldn't do it by herself

[liberaltus]

I will just have to keep you in mind the next time I have trouble finding my way out of my undergarments.
Granted my endowments would be even less impressive than hers.

[sketchycharacter]

i can undo bras of all size
you know where to find me if it comes to that

[flynnitomite]

you are such a slut drake

[sketchycharacter]

former slut
but yeah pretty much

[liberaltus]

It's not an unattractive quality in a man, not entirely.

[flynnitomite]

no one likes a show off

[liberaltus]

I rather enjoy a show off
Considering my gift for showing off that does make me somewhat bias, but I've made an art of showing off while maintaining a charm that is irresistable

[liberaltus]

I suspect that day will be very sad indeed
Though on a positive note there may very well be copious amounts of alcohol involved
I'm certain I wouldn't have to ask you to help yourself to the rewards

[sketchycharacter]

oh there definitely would be
i wouldn't know what to do with the bras once i had them if that's what you mean by rewards though
harry here is the one with the fetish

[liberaltus]

I was thinking more along the lines of alcohol
If I'm having trouble with a brassiere then you should probably take the alcohol away from me anyway

[sketchycharacter]

much better
and agreed
i'll keep that in mind

[liberaltus]

I knew you would appreciate that I only keep the best in my stock
And your friend, I think my one feeling has just been wounded

[sketchycharacter]

your feeling is tough
i'm sure it'll be okay

[liberaltus]

Now turn the knife counter-clockwise

[sketchycharacter]

;)