video - this is stupid

[knaval]

Uh-- is this working? Hello?

[the screen picture is perfectly showing riptide's panicked expression.]

I have absolutely no idea-- uh. My name is Riptide! I was with the crew of the Moira, but now I have no idea where I am. Crazy, right? I think I passed out? I have no idea. Anyway, this is a call for help! I've been approached by people and-- it's awful! I need an extraction immediately!

[he groans dramatically.]

They want me to get a job! [he was recommended to get a job.] A job! Like-- like being employed somewhere! Being paid to have responsibilities! I think one of them even said I can buy a-- a place to live?! I... I need to sit down. I have literally been tortured before and I've never, at this exact moment, been more uncomfortable in my entire life!

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[knaval]

I know, I know. I appreciate what you're saying, it's just...

[he doesn't think a human could comprehend the amount of time he has to deal with.]

What are you doing?

[heisenbitch]

[ Jesse can in no way comprehend the amount of time Riptide has to deal with. He's trying his best to be a bro, though. ]

Uhh, as in, what am I doing right now? Or what am I doing as in, why am I tryna help out? [ A beat, then: ] I can come hang out if you want company, if that's what you're askin'.

[knaval]

I meant like, in general, but I actually wouldn't mind the company.

[he appreciates it, small man.]

[heisenbitch]

Just tell me where to head, yo.

[knaval]

Kauto, that... area 1 thing. Look for the giant spaceship that looks like Rodimus's face. The stupid thing survived so I'm gonna stay in it for a while.