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Uh-- is this working? Hello?

[the screen picture is perfectly showing riptide's panicked expression.]

I have absolutely no idea-- uh. My name is Riptide! I was with the crew of the Moira, but now I have no idea where I am. Crazy, right? I think I passed out? I have no idea. Anyway, this is a call for help! I've been approached by people and-- it's awful! I need an extraction immediately!

[he groans dramatically.]

They want me to get a job! [he was recommended to get a job.] A job! Like-- like being employed somewhere! Being paid to have responsibilities! I think one of them even said I can buy a-- a place to live?! I... I need to sit down. I have literally been tortured before and I've never, at this exact moment, been more uncomfortable in my entire life!

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Nah, Sully is my best friend. And Elena, but like romantically.

[Forever Denied]

You should introduce me to Elena one day. I'm sure she'd love me after finding out about that weed thing.

You wouldn't dare.

That... that wasn't a threat. I was making a humourous call back. You're my best friend, Nate! I'd never threaten you!

...

This probably sounds like I am threatening you. But I'm not!

Oh. I thought that you were going to dangle the fact that I tried to help you find contraband over my head. Not that I haven't done worse that she knows about, but it's the principle of the thing.