video - this is stupid
Uh-- is this working? Hello?
[the screen picture is perfectly showing riptide's panicked expression.]
I have absolutely no idea-- uh. My name is Riptide! I was with the crew of the Moira, but now I have no idea where I am. Crazy, right? I think I passed out? I have no idea. Anyway, this is a call for help! I've been approached by people and-- it's awful! I need an extraction immediately!
[he groans dramatically.]
They want me to get a job! [he was recommended to get a job.] A job! Like-- like being employed somewhere! Being paid to have responsibilities! I think one of them even said I can buy a-- a place to live?! I... I need to sit down. I have literally been tortured before and I've never, at this exact moment, been more uncomfortable in my entire life!
[the screen picture is perfectly showing riptide's panicked expression.]
I have absolutely no idea-- uh. My name is Riptide! I was with the crew of the Moira, but now I have no idea where I am. Crazy, right? I think I passed out? I have no idea. Anyway, this is a call for help! I've been approached by people and-- it's awful! I need an extraction immediately!
[he groans dramatically.]
They want me to get a job! [he was recommended to get a job.] A job! Like-- like being employed somewhere! Being paid to have responsibilities! I think one of them even said I can buy a-- a place to live?! I... I need to sit down. I have literally been tortured before and I've never, at this exact moment, been more uncomfortable in my entire life!
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[RIPTIDE NO]
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[ Spirits give him some manner of patience. ]
And if you put anything under that tab, I will find you and put adverts for my business on your face until you've paid it all back.
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[and riptide is even worse at dealing with it than you might think. or maybe exactly as bad as you might think.]