video - this is stupid

[knaval]

Uh-- is this working? Hello?

[the screen picture is perfectly showing riptide's panicked expression.]

I have absolutely no idea-- uh. My name is Riptide! I was with the crew of the Moira, but now I have no idea where I am. Crazy, right? I think I passed out? I have no idea. Anyway, this is a call for help! I've been approached by people and-- it's awful! I need an extraction immediately!

[he groans dramatically.]

They want me to get a job! [he was recommended to get a job.] A job! Like-- like being employed somewhere! Being paid to have responsibilities! I think one of them even said I can buy a-- a place to live?! I... I need to sit down. I have literally been tortured before and I've never, at this exact moment, been more uncomfortable in my entire life!

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[knaval]

It works both ways, you know. He doesn't get how we feel. I'm not saying that excuses how he behaves, you can be sure I'm gonna talk to him about that, but for someone who's worst experience is screwing up a drift? This is going to take a lot to get over. It's not a case where you just have to block it off and keep shooting!

He's lashing out because this has never happened before, and there's nothing else to given him the excuse of ignoring his problems!

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[onlytwoexpressions]

I understand that, Riptide. I do.

But I was busy preparing us all for the move out of the Hub. It's not that I could not be bothered to help Sideswipe. It's that there was not sufficient time to help him cope. I am sorry, but I had to do what I felt was right.

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[knaval]

You can't just lose your mind and end up arguing with him over stuff like this. I know you're gonna try and be the leader but it's just--

--You know I still outrank you, technically, right?

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[onlytwoexpressions]

Is now really the time to be pulling rank?

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[knaval]

I'm not pulling rank. I'm about to slap you with rank. You and Sideswipe are gonna meet me, tomorrow. I'm clearing things up between the both of you.

That's an order.

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[onlytwoexpressions]

You're aware that you don't need to order me to do anything, correct?

I'm not unreasonable and I have no qualms in participating in an open forum.

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[knaval]

I know, I know. I just wanted to say it.


...

Can I request something?

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[onlytwoexpressions]

What do you need?

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[knaval]

I want Minimus to come. Not Ultra Magnus.

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[onlytwoexpressions]

Do you think that's wise?

He'll think I've been fooling him. He'll feel betrayed.

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[knaval]

I think it'll be worse if he finds out everyone else knew but he didn't.

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[onlytwoexpressions]

I see...

It's a fair request, so I will come without my outer armor.

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[knaval]

Of course it is. Minimus is just as much part of the team as Magnus is! Moreso, in fact! Exponentially more! I don't know what that word means, but I learned it to impress you!

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[onlytwoexpressions]

I am impressed. You used it properly in a sentence and with proper context.

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[knaval]

Yes! See, I did that because of Minimus! Minimus Ambus learned me a thing!

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[onlytwoexpressions]

That's not even close to being right and I can't tell if it you're doing this on purpose or if you legitimately think that 'learned me a thing' is the right conjugation of anything.

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[knaval]

It's a human saying. The incorrect sentence structure is ironic, because it's saying you increased my knowledge but stating it in a way that suggests stupidity.

Get it? It's a joke. A grammar joke.

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[onlytwoexpressions]

Oh.

...Oh! Yes! I see it now.

I suppose intentionally misleading someone that you were stupid with subpar grammar could be considered funny.

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[knaval]

It's not making you think I'm stupid, it's the juxtaposition if knowledge and lack of it! I learned that word for you too!

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[onlytwoexpressions]

Riptide...I am...

I am incredibly impressed. This is wonderful! Your vocabulary is expanding by the day!

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[knaval]

Effluvium!

I learnt that one too but didn't have an opportunity to use it.

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[onlytwoexpressions]

I am sure you'll have a chance, someday.

I'm very proud of you, Riptide.