video - this is stupid

[knaval]

Uh-- is this working? Hello?

[the screen picture is perfectly showing riptide's panicked expression.]

I have absolutely no idea-- uh. My name is Riptide! I was with the crew of the Moira, but now I have no idea where I am. Crazy, right? I think I passed out? I have no idea. Anyway, this is a call for help! I've been approached by people and-- it's awful! I need an extraction immediately!

[he groans dramatically.]

They want me to get a job! [he was recommended to get a job.] A job! Like-- like being employed somewhere! Being paid to have responsibilities! I think one of them even said I can buy a-- a place to live?! I... I need to sit down. I have literally been tortured before and I've never, at this exact moment, been more uncomfortable in my entire life!

Comments

[pillz]

does this mean I aren't going 2 come work 4 me

[in real life kavinsky is more than a little charmed by adoraboo robofucks downloading slang dictionaries. how adoraboo.]

could b fun

[knaval]

depends what do you wnat me to do
im not letting people do sex on my deck fucker
i dont care if their 6 inches or 600 inches

[pillz]

nobody has 2 do sex on u i promise
other kinds of performance art, robo baby

[knaval]

I DONT TRUST THAT AT ALL

[pillz]

why cant u understand i want u 4 ur robo boat form not ur vaginas

[knaval]

that's all anyone ever wants form me!!!!!!!
fine i ll come and be super hot and amazing

[pillz]

whos > anyone
r they taller tahn me
should i b jealous/