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Uh-- is this working? Hello?

[the screen picture is perfectly showing riptide's panicked expression.]

I have absolutely no idea-- uh. My name is Riptide! I was with the crew of the Moira, but now I have no idea where I am. Crazy, right? I think I passed out? I have no idea. Anyway, this is a call for help! I've been approached by people and-- it's awful! I need an extraction immediately!

[he groans dramatically.]

They want me to get a job! [he was recommended to get a job.] A job! Like-- like being employed somewhere! Being paid to have responsibilities! I think one of them even said I can buy a-- a place to live?! I... I need to sit down. I have literally been tortured before and I've never, at this exact moment, been more uncomfortable in my entire life!

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Oh slag! That's right! Are any of the other Autobots here?!

[Now it's his turn to ask questions.]

Autobots? What are those?

Are they friends of yours?

Yeah, they're the other big mechanical beings around. I mean, they're not all Autobots but-- have you seen a huge purple one around?

I don't believe I've seen a large purple one.

Are there different kinds other than these Autobots?

[Confused assassin is mildly confused.]

Naw, thankfully. Just us!

So you're not an Autobot, then.

[He's trying okay]

No, I am! What?

Ah, my apologies then. I'm not used to having all these different robot types.

[Species?]

There's one type. And it's Autobots.

Understood.

[No, Venom. It doesn't mean Robo Ky was n Autobot.]

I hope you find your purple friend soon.

Fhhh-- Friend?! No! He's a really bad person, that's why I was asking if he's around. You need to avoid him! Kill him, if you can! Really violently!

[Venom's eyes widen, not sure how to respond to that. He's already seen one robot explode in front of him...]

O-oh...

Yeah.

It's like that.

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