Best way to enjoy alien male strippers with tentacle dicks. Might as well go all out, huh? Insteada having an existential crisis 'cause that's no fun.

[ Even though Jesse totally gets the existential crisis part. Barely a day passes where he doesn't have an existential criss of some sort. Hard not to in space, y'know? Especially when this kind of world is  n o t h i n g  like his shithole life back in New Mexico. ]

Hope you at least got someone here to help you make your day a little less shitty.