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handofrapture ([personal profile] handofrapture) wrote in [community profile] thisavrou2017-01-01 05:00 pm

video; january 1

[I hope everyone’s ready for some surrealist content on the network because the captains just gifted the Big Sister with a box of sidewalk chalk and she is determined to communicate.

The video feed opens on a boulder -- likely one found around the exterior of one of the many cave systems nearby. On that boulder, in the shaky, uncertain scrawl of someone copying a picture from memory rather than consciously writing, the word “ADAM” is drawn in pink chalk. The camera hangs on that word for a moment -- and then suddenly jars to the side. It refocuses on what appears to be a glass tube held in a pale hand with long, spidery fingers. The hand turns the tube so the viewer can see inside. The sides of it are stained red and umber. Some of that is clearly dried blood, but there’s something else, traces of something so red it almost glows.

There’s a sound then. It sounds almost like a low whistle, if one were whistling through water. It seems to warp and if you listen, it almost sounds like speech… but it’s far too garbled to be understandable. It continues for a few seconds, the camera continuing to focus on the dubious contents of the glass tube -- and then the video cuts out.

Questions, comments, concerns?]
inconsequence: (❤ and i will use it to its full extent)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-15 02:10 am (UTC)(link)
And where I come from, humans are loathsome creatures.

I imagine you are no different.
inconsequence: (❤ alright ive got a One Free Kinkshame)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-15 04:01 am (UTC)(link)
If you are not, you are doing an excellent impression of one.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (You stand straight at Tiffanys)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-15 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
well putting on a show is what im good at
inconsequence: (❤ i am trained in gorilla warfare)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-15 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
Then once again, I would say you have more in common with a human than not.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (And here's some advice)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-15 09:11 pm (UTC)(link)
oh now whos being narrowminded?
what do you know what humans and those who are not are like where im from
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ all i can imagine)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-15 09:32 pm (UTC)(link)
Do not blame me for their status as a species that is uniformly terrible.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (He's your guy)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-16 01:07 am (UTC)(link)
dearie me
what have they done to make you think like that
inconsequence: (❤ did you just fucking say about me)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-16 01:13 am (UTC)(link)
Existed, generally.

[It is only ever a matter of time before that sparks something violent, and therefore destructive.]
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Tiffany's! Cartier! Black Star!)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-16 01:27 am (UTC)(link)
thats quite racist thing to say. or speciest. whatever
inconsequence: (❤ i mean i know this is The Internet)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-16 01:34 am (UTC)(link)
[Very interesting. They don't care.]

Ah, yes. The judgments of a complete stranger wound me beyond repair.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Or stiff knees)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-16 01:57 am (UTC)(link)
oh poor thing. what shall we do now.
inconsequence: (❤ and now youre paying the price)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-16 02:07 am (UTC)(link)
Frisk the remains for anything useful and burn the rest.

That or eat it, if applicable.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Tell me all about it)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-16 11:54 pm (UTC)(link)
ah sorry but i dont eat garbage

so first one it is.
inconsequence: (❤ the storm that wipes out)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-17 12:04 am (UTC)(link)
[Would it be remiss to say that they can appreciate her sense of humor?]

So you have at least some semblance of standards.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Or stiff knees)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-23 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
oh please
give me some credit.
inconsequence: (❤ they Cant)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-23 03:06 am (UTC)(link)
You admit to having no standards at all?

Truly a stunning feat.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Tiffany's! Cartier! Black Star!)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-26 06:31 pm (UTC)(link)
haha arent you cute one
trust me. my standards are at least higher than you
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inconsequence: [ICHOR] (❤ and i have over 300 confirmed kills)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-26 07:56 pm (UTC)(link)
[They have got quite the adorable rosy-cheeked smile. You should just see it.]

Most people's are.
gentlemenpreferblondes: (Men grow cold)

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[personal profile] gentlemenpreferblondes 2017-01-30 09:02 pm (UTC)(link)
good to know that i pass the bar then.
inconsequence: [ABOUT TIME] (❤ all i can imagine)

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[personal profile] inconsequence 2017-01-30 09:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Nominally.