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[pubcrawl]

[ Ever since he'd arrived, Bull's first thought had been that he'd stepped through an Eluvian. That was preposterous, there hadn't been a single one in sight in the great hall of Skyhold. There wasn't one here, either. It was what had made the most sense– go from one realm to another without so much as blinking. Enjoy a bit of a tickle and tug at the midsection. ]

Figure talking to this little guy is better than trying to type something out. [ Or that was the gist of the explanation he'd gotten when a kind crew member had given him a quick rundown of the device. Though, Bull could really do without this so-called TAB. ] Most of you probably have yet to see the size of my hands. I would be writing in a whole new language within the first two letters.

It wouldn't be pretty.

[ This giant looking horned man shouldn't need to show his hands as proof, he practically filled the entire screen, hunkered forward just to be sure he can be made out. He gave a smirking grin and cocked his head to the right. ]

So... Aside from what I've been hearing around camp, there should be more dirt to dish with what's been going on. Who's got it? I've got a few jars I could fill. [ Shame those jars couldn't be filled with bees. ] And one last thing– anyone seen or heard from a witch? She goes by the name of Morrigan.

This whole thing reeks of her.

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[liberaltus]

So the moral of the story is: don't trust the man.

[Spyyyy. Qunari spy!]

Now there's a stretch. I do have all of my grown up teeth, I'll have you know.

[pubcrawl]

I'm one of the few you can trust.

[ Puhleaaaassseeeeeee. ]

Wouldn't know. You haven't bitten me yet.

[liberaltus]

I'm not feeling very reassured by this.

[He speaks nothing but truths.]

Please, all I have to do is smile and you can tell something that obvious. No need for the extremes.

[pubcrawl]

Good to know I'm still good at my job.

[ Lies. ]

But then where's the fun, Dorian? We all enjoy a good bite or two.

[liberaltus]

Alright, alright. C-plus.

[Never!]

A gentle nibble in certain situations...we are not having this conversion.

[pubcrawl]

A-plus.

[ And no less than that. ]

A-ha! But you started it. Just a gentle nibble...?

[liberaltus]

Try wishing for it.

[Maybe it will come true and Dorian will relent.]

Why are you even remotely interested? This should be the least interesting subject. In fact being whisked off to foreign worlds should be vastly more interesting so let's talk about that.

[pubcrawl]

Maybe one of these days.

[ Maybe it will. Maybe it won't. ]

Are you getting shy on me, Dorian? Who knew. And it is. So tell me more.

[liberaltus]

[Oh good, let's change topics shall we?]

I was most definitely spirited away under much better circumstances, not that the whole experience has been pleasurable. Obviously.

[pubcrawl]

Obviously.

Go on, what were these circumstances like.

[liberaltus]

I suppose the beach really stood out to me, once I was on it, I had no interest in leaving it. Blue skies, warm sun, white sand, water clear as you please...you could see glowing fish if you were of a mind to get on their boats and go out a ways. They wore next to nothing, these beach goers, part of the appeal I suppose, the other part were the drinks they served...marvelous!

[And why in the Void is he being so chatty?]

[pubcrawl]

Sounds like you had a better time than I did.