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[ Ever since he'd arrived, Bull's first thought had been that he'd stepped through an Eluvian. That was preposterous, there hadn't been a single one in sight in the great hall of Skyhold. There wasn't one here, either. It was what had made the most sense– go from one realm to another without so much as blinking. Enjoy a bit of a tickle and tug at the midsection. ]

Figure talking to this little guy is better than trying to type something out. [ Or that was the gist of the explanation he'd gotten when a kind crew member had given him a quick rundown of the device. Though, Bull could really do without this so-called TAB. ] Most of you probably have yet to see the size of my hands. I would be writing in a whole new language within the first two letters.

It wouldn't be pretty.

[ This giant looking horned man shouldn't need to show his hands as proof, he practically filled the entire screen, hunkered forward just to be sure he can be made out. He gave a smirking grin and cocked his head to the right. ]

So... Aside from what I've been hearing around camp, there should be more dirt to dish with what's been going on. Who's got it? I've got a few jars I could fill. [ Shame those jars couldn't be filled with bees. ] And one last thing– anyone seen or heard from a witch? She goes by the name of Morrigan.

This whole thing reeks of her.

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[brokeassgoing]

How do you wipe with missing-- WAIT A FUCKIN SECOND I'M NOT TALKIN' ABOUT ANYTHING LIKE THAT! I mean your Ship Issued toilet paper.

Back to the witch, what don't make her everyday. Magic is magic, or so I've heard.

[pubcrawl]

I was never on any ship. I was sitting in the great Hall enjoying a drink and a lapdance.

[ And it didn't get any better than that. ]

You would think that. I'm no mage but I've been around enough to know they come in all different shapes and sizes.

[brokeassgoing]

That's rough, buddy.

[real rough, like rough tp]

Okay but again what's the weird part? How's a witch have enough power for whatever you're trynna imply.

[pubcrawl]

You're telling me.

[ He could've gotten laid that night, a grand night of celebration with Corypheus being dead and gone and the world being no longer plagued by that threat of a man. ]

Do I look like a witch to you? She's dangerous, powerful. Turns herself into things.

[brokeassgoing]

This is an equal opportunity kinda space we're in, man. I'm not gonna let anyone or any thing catch me with my pants down.

Into things or animals?

[pubcrawl]

[ Bull might have the advantage— he'd likely distract whatever or whoever comes for him, should he ever get caught with his pants down. ]

Animals.

[brokeassgoing]

[well not everyone has....impressive.....Distractions]

How's that work? She's gotta see it and then she can become one?

[pubcrawl]

I've only seen her shift into a crow. Do I look like I know how the mind of a mage works?

[brokeassgoing]

You were acting like you knew shit, yeah.

[pubcrawl]

I do know shit. Shit is my speciality. Knowing it, too. It's the magic shit that's another thing.

[brokeassgoing]

For exaaaaample....?

[pubcrawl]

That's for me to know.

[ He doesn't want to talk about magic shit. ]

[brokeassgoing]

Did you just straight up info cockblock me?

[pubcrawl]

Looks that way, doesn't it.

[brokeassgoing]

DUDE COME ON! It's your responsibility to let us know this stuff....so if there is a witch we don't die.

[pubcrawl]

And what will you give me in return?

[brokeassgoing]

Just what do you want?

[pubcrawl]

Information.

[brokeassgoing]

Okay, fine.

[pubcrawl]

When and if she shows up, we'll talk.

[brokeassgoing]

Dude are you-- you're not just cockblocking you're IOU-ING-- shit. Damn.

[pubcrawl]

Is there a problem?

[brokeassgoing]

Well we're never gonna know for sure if she shows up! And for all we know she can help-- or at least fuck up enemies or something. I'm kinda gettin' a shit deal for the time being is all.

[pubcrawl]

You learn to make the best of it.

[brokeassgoing]

Fuck no! I learn to make better deals.